Age 5. Children emulate what their elders do. Went to kill mosquitoes with a candle. Ended up burning up the window curtain. Used perfume to try stop it. Asked who did it I lied. Typical of a 5 year old.

My dad gave me a brand new leather belt for my birthday. https://twitter.com/ThatThickChick/status/1385646269348077573
My mum had me strip and skinned me alive with it. She even cried after she saw how I looked. Note: she was pregnant with my little sister. First and last worse beating ever.

But these stories in this thread make kinda make mine sound mild.

I still play with fire to this day 🤣
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