Age 5. Children emulate what their elders do. Went to kill mosquitoes with a candle. Ended up burning up the window curtain. Used perfume to try stop it. Asked who did it I lied. Typical of a 5 year old.

My dad gave me a brand new leather belt for my birthday. https://twitter.com/ThatThickChick/status/1385646269348077573">https://twitter.com/ThatThick...

My mum had me strip and skinned me alive with it. She even cried after she saw how I looked. Note: she was pregnant with my little sister. First and last worse beating ever.

But these stories in this thread make kinda make mine sound mild.

I still play with fire to this day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">