Ok so Mortal Kombat is cool, I like that they made Raiden Asian and the Scorpion descendant thing is fun. It would’ve been fun to see in Theaters but “Scorpions Revenge” from 2020 is still the better movie

Kano is really cool BUT Johnny Cage would’ve floated in his role

Liu Kang without Kitana is just a dork

Kano a god damn gang leader.

Sonya Blades power is that she’s a white woman who doesn’t ask to the manager

Sub Zero is basically just King Von in 2019

Jax got metal arms so he could do more push-ups but now he keeps getting them ripped off and that’s problematic

Wait Kabal from Staten Island? Why he sound like Pete Davidson

Shang Tsung got Yandy bundles

Goro look like a ninja turtle

Some black cosplayer is gonna dress up as Mileena and ima follower her for 6 months til she posts her white boyfriend Jeremy

Kung Lao fighting like the rent due

I thought Scorpion was evil but he really just want his family back so he’s the real hero

Everyone keep telling Sonya “she doesn’t even go here” but she keep fighting

The key to Mortal Kombat is to believe in yourself

Jax arms activated and he thought about dipping them in gold

Dog why they let Sonya come? She ain’t fully vaccinated

Wait the tournament never starts???? Dog who in charge of this shit

Damn Mileena, she aint need this life, she should’ve been on TikTok eating big sandwiches

Shao Khan gonna beat Shang Tsung ass when he find out his whole team on Injured Reserve before the tournament

“All my top niggas gone because this nigga wanted to cheat I knew I should’ve listened to Quan Chi’s sinead O’Connor head ass”

The real Scorpion said “protect my bloodline” cuz he saw his ancestor got a white wife

Shang Tsung mad cuz Shao Khan promised him a Birkin Bag