the real horror of zombies isn& #39;t that some kind of fungus/virus escapes a lab and makes everyone into ravenous murder messes

it& #39;s that a fungus/virus infects your dying body, keeping you alive to work menial jobs as more and more of you decays but you can& #39;t stop, you just watch
meanwhile we have endless discussions:

- are they still in there? I heard one beg for death but maybe they& #39;re just repeating what they said before? it& #39;s hard to tell, a lot of people beg for death nowadays, it& #39;s just part of western cultural decay
- is it really immoral if we can show that 87% of the brain tissue has been infected? but this other study suggests that we expose them to images of loved ones, some of them start crying. but the p value isn& #39;t that great? was the brain tissue study funded by big zombie?
- silicon valley disrupting the market once again by augmenting self driving cars with a zombie brain and sensory organs. we had to remove anything else or they& #39;d softly plead to just let them go. but at least we know who you blame during accidents now, so the ethics is solved!
- what do you mean nestle "accidentally" infected half of their products with the virus and now all of their new plants in cambodia are run by zombies? you can& #39;t prove that. okay we& #39;ll pay a fine and fire our CEO, with a nice big golden parachute. the plants stay open tho
- btw, we made keeping zombie relatives and friends illegal. newly formed ZAP (zombie assistance & protection) will be responsible for rounding them up. it& #39;s for the best, we don& #39;t know what danger they pose but here& #39;s a video of one going wild. nevermind they still seem normal
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