Okay... So here's a problem... This is the final white Jesus in our church

But nobody knows how to get him down

Because technically this room doesn't exist

And nobody knows how to access it

I know the room doesn't exist because my office is kinda under it...

And... We don't know how "white Christ" got up there to begin with

White Christ could be two years old... Could be 90 years old

I wish I was kidding

Since I've been at this church I've defeated

*American flag in sanctuary
* "That's my pew"
* The other white Jesus's

This is the last white Christ... The Omega white Christ.

This building is 121 years old

That is to say.. I'm 100% sure there's a dead person somewhere in here

White Christ is truly a mystery