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EPISODE ONE
JESSIE’S VOICE
THE CUT ON LITTLE ALINA’S HEAD AHHH
THE FOLD IS SO SEXC OMG
MAL BACKSTORY YESSS
PLS I ALREADY LOVE ARCHIE AS MAL MORE THAN BOOK MAL ITS BEEN FIVE MINUTES
I SEE A GOAT
JESSIE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY I CANT
I PRONOUNCED KRUGE CORRECTLY YESS
OMG MY PRONUNCIATIONS WERE GREAT FJERDAN FUCK YEAH
KETTERDAM MILF
THE CROW CLUB AHHHH
JESSS IM GONNA SCREAM
I WANT HIM TO SHOOT ME LIKE THAT
KAZZZZZ
AHAHAJJAHNSJSKANS
THE PIGEONS
“WHY DOES THIS CONCERN ME” HIS FACE DNAIDHNENANAKSKDBBSBABSHHW
WHERES INEJ
THE GLOVES YES YES YES
INEJ YES MY KING
IM GONNA CRY AMITA AIDHBAJDBAN
HER KNIVES YES PLEASE
FUCKING PEKKA
“I ONLY INVEST IN THE ONE OF A KIND” HIS INVESTMENT OMG
ZOYA MY LOVE
THE AMPLIFIER NOOO I HATE IT
JESSIE IS SO PRETTY I JUST-
YESS GIVE MAL DEPTH
CROWSSSSS
AMITA OMG GORGEOUS
JESPER LOML
KAZ OMG PLEASE IM ALREADY CRYING HIS CANE I-
INEJ PLAYING WITH HER KNIVES !!!
NOT KIRIGAN PLS NO
BEN !
HEARTRENDER NINA YES
FUCKING PEKKA
“WHATEVER YOU LIKE” INCLUSIVE KING
SHOW ME BEN YES PLEASE
ALINA ARSONIST SO TRUE I LOVE HER
THE SCARF
BENNNN
HE DIDNT HAVE TO LOOK THAT GOOD WITH THE CAPE IN THE WIND PLS
WHERE ARE MY VOLCRA I HEAR THEM
OMG VOLCRA YES KILL THEM
MAL X VOLCRA BEST SHIP
FUCK YEAH ALINA UGH I LOVE HER SM
SUN SUMMONER YESSS
JESPERS COIN
!!!!! B IS MAKING ME PAUSE !!!!!
JES WITH HIS PISTOLS YES
IM SORRY I HATE BREATHING NOISES THAT WAS AWFUL
ALINA SO SEXC W HER SUN POWERS
I FELT BAD FOR ALEXEI BUT NOW HE SOLD OUT MY GIRL ALINA UMMM FUCK NO HE CAN DIE
KAZ BEING COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACED SO TRUE OF HIM
EPISODE TWO
TITLE SCREEN SO SEXC
THE YOUNG CASTING IS SO GOOD WTF
OMG HAND HOLD THEYRE GONNA MAKE ME SHIP MALINA
PLS THE PARALLELS
KANEJ PLS IM GONNA HAVE A BREAKDOWN
BEN ????
OMG BENNNNN
AHAHKDNAHDH
SCREAMING !
DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS ZOYA X DARKLES
THE RINGGGG
OMG ID SIMPLY PASS AWAY IF HE SPOKE TO ME LIKE THAT
ALINA SO POWERFUL YES
KANEJ CRUMBS I WILL TAKE THEM YES PLEASE
OMG THEYRE TOUCHING KAZ I WILL PERSONALLY CUT OUT PEKKAS EYE FUCK NO NO ONE TOUCHES KAZ
NOT THE CANE PEKKA JUST SIGNED HIS DEATH WARRANT
THE HARBOUR ?????
JESPER INEJ FRIENDSHIP AHHHHSJJD
I LOVE JESPER WITH ALL MY SOUL
KAZ WITH THE WISE WORDS YES KING
IM SORRY BUT FREDDY IS SO SOFT AS KAZ STILL LOVE HIM THO
SPECIAL TRANSPORT ???? NIKOLAI CRUMBS ????
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES YES ALINA MONTANA
INEJS KNIVES YESSS I LOVE HER SM PLS AHAJKAJSHSN
JESSSSSS
LOVE JESPER SAYING LOVE YESSSS
KIT AS JESPER IS FUCKING PERFECT
FJERDANS ???? MATTHIAS ????
BEN YESS SAVE ALINA
THE CUT THAT WAS SO SEXC
WYLAN CRUMBS ???? JES WANTS A DEMOLITIONS EXPERT ON EVERY JOB ??? YES HE FUCKING DOES !!!
“MY TAILBONE IS KILLING ME” PLS
THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY OMG
PLS HES SO SMOOTH I CANT
IF ANYONE IS GONNA MAKE ME SHIP DARKLINA ITS BEN
“I AM A BEACON FOR THE VOLCRA” THEY JUST WANT THEIR DADDY BACK !!! PAY THEIR CHILD SUPPORT SIR !!!
PLS HIS CAPE KJDHAHWGVA
JESPER LOML THE TALENT
NO SAD ALINA I CANT
THE LITTLE PALACE IS SO PRETTY ??? WTF
MIKHAEL AND DUBROV ARE TOGETHER I DONT MAKE THE RULES
MALINA AND HANDS ARE A THING YALL
EPISODE THREE
CROW TITLE SCREEN I THINK YES
GENYA LOML
ALINA ASS ???
that was uncalled for i apologize
ALINA I LOVE HER SO MUCH
why do they have to keep mentioning her race ???? can we not just have a poc as the main character without racist undertones ???
NINAAAA
I WANT NINA TO KILL THE MEN BUT I ALSO NEED HER TO MEET MATTHIAS
JESSS FUN AT LEAST A FEW MONTHS OMG
THE GOAT MILO YES IVE HEARD SO MUCH
MILO IS GONNA BE THE BEST PART I ALREADY CAN FEEL IT
THATS HOW YOU SAY VASELINE ????
ig i wasn’t that far off, just didn’t have the accent
HES SO SMOOTH I JUST-
ALINA WITH THE VEIL LOOKING AROUND LMAO
YES BEN WITH THE POWERS I AGREE
PLS THE WAY HER FACE LIGHT UP THAT WAS NOT HOW I PICTURED IT WHEN I READ
PERFECT ???!?!?
HOME ?!?!???
LEIGH ?!? THIS ISNT GONNA MAKE ME WANT SOC3 JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
MILO !!!
MATTHIAS !!!!
THE ACCENT ?????? IN LOVE
I ALREADY KNOW HELNIK IS GONNA DESTROY ME
JESPER AHDKAKJSHS I LOVE HIM
ALINA IN HER KEFTA YES
MARIE AND NADIA OMG
PLS THE TRAINING LOOKS LIKE THE EARTHBENDER SCENE FROM THE LIVE ACTION AVATAR MOVIE
THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT IM SORRY
ZOYAAAA
NADIA SAYING “I DONT KNOW WHY SHE SPENDS ALL HER TIME PINING OVER HIM WHEN SHE COULD BE WITH ME” A WIN FOR THE SAPPHICS
OLD BOOKS SO PRETTY
THE APPARAT !!!
IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE COPIES YOU CAN BUY !!!
BAGHRA MILF
i’d let baghra hit me w her cane
JES AND THE GOAT PLS THEYRE THE BEST
JES TALANT KING LOML
BABY MALINA GONNA MAKE ME HURT
PLS THYERE GONNA MAKE ME SHIP MALINA THIS IS SO SWEET
EPISODE FOUR
FOLLOWING THE MISSING LETTERS FROM THE BOOKS AKDJJAJSJSN
THE MATCHING SCARS ARE GIVING ME SÉVERIN AND TRISTAN VIBES (did malina have matching scars in the books bc if they did i don’t remember it)
HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT WITHOUT THE KEFTA
ALEKSANSER ALREADY ????
JES AND THE GOAT BEST FRIENDS FOREVER MATCHING BULLETS SO TRUE OF THEM
WHAT WAS THAT WADDLE AROUND THE FOUNTAIN ??? BEN ???
DARKLING BACKSTORY ??? THATS MORE PERSONAL THAN ANYTHING WE GOT IN THREE BOOKS
ALINA ISNT CLUELESS IN THIS ???? WE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH AND FOR WHAT
LIARRRR BENNY PLS CHILL PEOPLE HAVE REASON TO HATE YOU
i should stop referring to the darkling only as ben, but am i going to ?? probably not
BAGHRA HATES TARDINESS ??? OH WELL GUESS SHES GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH ME (that may have been too far i’m sorry but she’s a milf)
PLS THE BARET I CANT
KAZ BEST ACTOR CALL THE ACADEMY !! THIS MF PULLS ANYTHING OFF FOR A JOB
JES-PERFECT SHOT ME THINKS
HELNIK HELNIK HELNIK
NINA YES GET HIM
matthias IS a prick (rn at least)
SPIT on him nina YES
I MISS MILO TOO JES !!
AMITA YESSSS
SHES SO FUCKING TALENTED !!!
JESPER INEJ SO TALENTED IM GONNA SCREAM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
“i’m not your mother” but you can be mine ;)
NOT THE WAR TABLE
BENNY DONT CRY
WHEN IS MAL FINDING TIME TO WRITE IN A SNOWSTORM ????
BITCH HE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE LETTERS BEFORE SAYING ALINA DIDNT HAVE ANY
IM STILL NOT OVER THE YOUNG MALINA CASTING ITS SO GOOD
so light provides wind now too ???
“YOUD HOLD MY HAND AND SOMETIMES ID HEAR IT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD” IM TELLING YOU, MALINA AND HANDS !!!
HANDSSSSS THE MATCHING SCARS I CANT-
NO PLEASE GENYA NOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT GONNA BE OKAY IF SHE GETS RID OF THE SCAR
NOO THE BESTIES ARE DEAD
that’s a lot of antler
PLS NOT THE VOICEOVER W THE ERASING OF THE SCAR AKKDSJJSNS
EPISODE FIVE
love the potatoes on the ground, nice detail
KAZ AS GUARD !!
OMG TRAITOR GRRRR
OMG SAME GENYA I TOO HATE MEN
GENYADAVID RIGHTS !!!!!
the way alina uses light is just so different than i imagined it idk
NOOO KAZ DOESNT HAVE HIS CANE
PLS NOT THE STABLE BOY
PLS INEJ AND JESPERS FRIENDSHIP MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
“MY BETTER HALF” ?????? FEDYOR AND IVAN CONFIRMED ???
KITS SMILE AHHH
DARKLES SMILE ?? HE CAN DO THAT ???
i have no words
this is somehow exactly in character and yet so ooc for jes idk how to vocalize that
think i figured it out - he would 100% flirt w everyone in any situation, but taking time to hook up w someone in the middle of the mission when it’s not necessary would never happen
PLS ALINA IS SO PRETTY I CANT
GENYADAVID
YES CROWS SNATCH HER
ngl that clap was kinda sexc
BUT NOT AS SEXC AS ALINA W HER LIGHT !!!!
INEJ SEEING ONE OF THE SAINTS SHE NAMES A KNIFE AFTER ME THINKS YES
I GET SCARED EVERY TIME I SEE THE WAR TABLE
OH NO MAL AND DARKLES SHOWDOWN COMING ????
A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION ??? IMPOSSIBLE.
MAL HAS SOME GUTS
I JUST KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE GONNA USE THOSE FRAMES FOR A MALKLING CRACK SHIP
GENYA FIGHTING YES PLEASE
KAZ SO SMART
ALINA AND CROWS INTERACTIONS !!!
SHOW MAL IS SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN BOOK MAL ISTG
PLS THE DARKLINA SCENES ARE SO BAD IM SORRY
THE WAR TABLE GET OFF IT
BAGHRA WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE COME A FEW MINS EARLIER
the show really said malina rights bc the darklina content is kinda awful
YES BAGHRA EXPOSING HERSELF AS A MILF
ARE WE WATCHING THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY NOW ????
ALINA NEEDS TO LEARN TO TRUST MILFS
do NOT talk about kaz’s limp like that i WILL attack
OMG KAZ YES
KJNDNANJSJA I LOVE HIM
INEJ !!!
SHE KILLED A MAN OMG
“mOtHeR”
DARKLES IS ANTI MILF TIME TO CANCEL
why is half this thread just me calling baghra a milf ??
JES LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS COAT I HAVENT SAID IT YET BUT ITS TRUE
EPISODE SIX
