You go to Eton. ‘You boys are the best of the best’. You study latin & greek. You go to Oxford & do PPE or history. And then what? You know nothing of any value after the 9th century AD.

Yet, you’re the best. Therefore, you must have money. But it’s not 500 AD & you can’t ..

.. make a living reciting Horace. So you duck & dive, snaffling a sweetener here & a freebie there. You’re cheap, being excessively preoccupied with money & not having a lot of it. You’re a magnet for corruption, for those seeking influence & favours & you regard every ..

.. emolument as your due, or rather less actually. You have no moral core or scruple, rather a sense of entitlement.

You are prime minister of the United Kingdom.