Storytime:

I am being sued for an auto accident that occured 100+ miles away from me
So a couple days ago someone left this ominous notice on my parent& #39;s door
holy crap what did I do???
I quickly called the provided number

"Hi, this is Zachary. I got a notice about urgent legal documents?"

"Yes, I can& #39;t reveal any details but please provide us your address"

"Are you with law enforcement?"

"Yes, but don& #39;t worry, you& #39;re not in trouble"
I must have a guilty conscience because at this point I get really paranoid

Did I not pay my taxes?

Do I have enemies?

Might the scam robocalls I& #39;ve been ignoring been genuine?

Am I about to be arrested in a sting operation for pirating Kanye albums to my iPod 5 years ago?
I take advice from friends of mine and call the local police department to double-check I& #39;m not being scammed or something

College Station Police says they& #39;re not involved

Bryan Police say it& #39;s not them

Brazos County Sheriff Department says it& #39;s not them either??
I call the provided number again and they clarify they& #39;re NOT the police, just a PI firm payed by a mysterious third party to deliver me urgent legal documents

I tell them I& #39;ll be home at 1:10 the next day — at this point I& #39;m equal parts curious and anxious https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
My hour of my judgement has finally arrived

A buff guy wearing a bluetooth earpiece hands me a stack of papers and wishes me a good day
The big reveal:

note: I live 100+ miles away from San Marcos and I& #39;ve never even had a fender bender
So apparently some guy who& #39;s been threatening to sue my brother over an auto accident last year accidentally SUED THE WRONG PERSON

DUDE GOT THE WRONG HUNDLEY
My bro didn& #39;t give a fake name or anything and he& #39;s been in touch with the plaintiff for months

We& #39;re on the same insurance plan though which must have been what roped me into this mess

Absolutely ridiculous
note: my brother is not at fault in the first place and I doubt either of us will end up in court over this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht">
I didn& #39;t mean to block replies on this thread but tbh it& #39;s probably better I don& #39;t answer questions willy nilly about an ongoing legal matter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen">
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