Dear Authors,

Here is how NOT to submit to us...

We get at least one or two of these every week - soooo edgy....

Good talk, thanks.

#Submissions
Normally authors sending their own covers with their submission is an AUTOMATIC redflag - add to that the casual racism (I& #39;m Scottish) re: the kilt means they actually did a bit of research before sending - which makes them double dumb I reckon.
Okay. We& #39;re nothing if not democratic. We& #39;ll post the suggested cover photo that accompanied the #BadSubmission if you want.
Course if we post it, I guarantee you won& #39;t believe it - that& #39;s HOW BAD it is...
95% say & #39;publish and be damned& #39; - okay, you asked for it - I won& #39;t give the book title cause we don& #39;t actually want to name/shame anyone but I can honestly say I can& #39;t see any connection between the book + the cover.
Here you go people, due to OVERWHELMING public demand the cover photo suggestion that came with #BadSubmission

I can& #39;t even.
You know what, now I look at it all I am wondering if the whole thing was just very high level trolling...

Then I remind myself to NEVER underestimate just how nuts #Submissions can get.
As this thread is taking off, it& #39;s worth saying we have a sale on this weekend if you want to have a look at some of the great books that do make it through the submissions process

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