Okay guys, by now I really hope you've figured out that getting to be my real authentic self is far more important than a fucking follower count. IDGAF who follows me. It's a metric which provides me insight into marketing. And I fucking hate marketing. Drives me nuts.

#IDGAF

Smarter people, (or people with the anxiety superpower suite) like me can see through the questions, engagement, and posts that are clearly intended as marketing. I get that you need the majority, and target that mean average, but fuck... Where is our humanity? Our actual selves?

Can we exist as people first before we shill ourselves into fucking oblivion? I follow clever minds, hot takes, nerdy shit, comedy, and leftist shit. I'm existing in a bubble of self so I can be happy after society told me I was violent, fucked up, and wrong for decades.

I get that some of y'all need to eat. I'm in the same fucking boat. But I'll play the jester on my own fucking terms. Not because anybody told me to. And when I do have cash, I'm going to give it to the peeps who are authentic because of all the above bullshit. Is what it is.

Ha, I guess even this thread constitutes as free fucking marketing advice, because I'm telling you what actually sells. Bullet, meet foot. Foot, meet mouth. But I stand by it. The minute you lose yourself, you're just a shill like the rest. Never lose who you know you are.

I'm gonna go bake some fucking cookies.