Read on Twitter
#ShadowAndBone 
spoilers
love Ben B.'s performance in the first ep, no one has ever given better foot, hand, and back of head performances
spoilerslove Ben B.'s performance in the first ep, no one has ever given better foot, hand, and back of head performances
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
this moment when he asks if she can summon light and she does this confused head shake and he does the tiniest one back, and it's not even mocking or doubtful but more like this involuntary sympathetic physicality because they're so connected ALREADY
spoilersthis moment when he asks if she can summon light and she does this confused head shake and he does the tiniest one back, and it's not even mocking or doubtful but more like this involuntary sympathetic physicality because they're so connected ALREADY
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
where can one purchase a ridiculously extra goth carriage like this, asking for a friend
spoilerswhere can one purchase a ridiculously extra goth carriage like this, asking for a friend
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
wow they've known each other for 5 minutes and they already want to bang REAL bad
spoilerswow they've known each other for 5 minutes and they already want to bang REAL bad
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
okay but the face journey he goes on while listening to her talk about the lengths she'd go to not feel alone, it's like watching him find a kindred spirit and fall in love in two seconds flat bYE
spoilersokay but the face journey he goes on while listening to her talk about the lengths she'd go to not feel alone, it's like watching him find a kindred spirit and fall in love in two seconds flat bYE
they’re really trying SO hard to sell that childhood friends can be romantic, but honestly the more flashbacks of them as children they show the LESS I’m buying it, that trope just makes no sense to me and how they’re doing it isn’t helping
that said Mal is absolutely not a fuckboy so far and I’m finding him endearing (guessing that’s because of the personality overhaul lmao) and their friendship is cute and organic even if I can’t buy the show’s attempts to be like “this is a ~sweeping romance~!!!”
every time I see Kaz I keep thinking of that one tumblr post that’s like “he’s a lethal fighter, he’s got a Past
, he’s seen it all, and he’s SIXTEEN” like I know they’re older in the show but please tell me 16yo book Kaz does not own a casino
, he’s seen it all, and he’s SIXTEEN” like I know they’re older in the show but please tell me 16yo book Kaz does not own a casino
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
would be AWFULLY inconvenient were she to fall in LOVE with a fjerdan then WOULDN'T it
spoilerswould be AWFULLY inconvenient were she to fall in LOVE with a fjerdan then WOULDN'T it
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
Alina obsessing over the library instead of going to meet the king or all the other things happening to her fjaklsdjf same girl same
spoilersAlina obsessing over the library instead of going to meet the king or all the other things happening to her fjaklsdjf same girl same
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
I love that Kaz is holding a goat throughout this whole emotional scene fajdksljsf
spoilersI love that Kaz is holding a goat throughout this whole emotional scene fajdksljsf
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
wow they met two minutes ago and they already want to bang, this show is so horny I love it
spoilerswow they met two minutes ago and they already want to bang, this show is so horny I love it
HOW many times are they going to make us watch those same three shots of tiny Alina and Mal in that field
#shadowandbone spoilers
cackling that he made sure she had a white horse to ride but he's somehow disappointed/surprised she's not wearing ~his~ kefta color jfasdlkjf BOY
spoilerscackling that he made sure she had a white horse to ride but he's somehow disappointed/surprised she's not wearing ~his~ kefta color jfasdlkjf BOY
![#shadowandbone spoilersCRUCIAL information for when they [redacted] later](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzsdjpQWYAEOnCS.jpg "#shadowandbone spoilersCRUCIAL information for when they [redacted] later")
![#shadowandbone spoilersCRUCIAL information for when they [redacted] later](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzsdkohX0AM5b1q.jpg "#shadowandbone spoilersCRUCIAL information for when they [redacted] later")
#shadowandbone spoilers
call me Aleksander he says but he's still calling her Miss Starkov, does someone have a kink they want to share with the class
spoilerscall me Aleksander he says but he's still calling her Miss Starkov, does someone have a kink they want to share with the class
#shadowandbone spoilers
I'm talking about my great great great great great grandpa miss starkov I'm absolutely NOT pretending to be my own descendant I sWEAR--
spoilersI'm talking about my great great great great great grandpa miss starkov I'm absolutely NOT pretending to be my own descendant I sWEAR--
#shadowandbone spoilers
THE WAY SHE CAN'T HOLD HIS GAZE AND HAS TO TAKE A BREATH WHEN HE SAYS HER NAME FOR THE FIRST TIME FAJDKSLFJ
spoilersTHE WAY SHE CAN'T HOLD HIS GAZE AND HAS TO TAKE A BREATH WHEN HE SAYS HER NAME FOR THE FIRST TIME FAJDKSLFJ
#shadowandbone spoilers
I never knew it would be so nice to hear this name finally after hearing KiRiGaN a million times lmao
spoilersI never knew it would be so nice to hear this name finally after hearing KiRiGaN a million times lmao
THEY BOTH TOLD EACH OTHER THEY WEREN’T ALONE AND CRIED WHY AM I BEING SPECIFICALLY TARGETED IN THIS WAY
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
they were absolutely two seconds away from doing it right there on that table before she was like 'lol time for bed!!!'
spoilersthey were absolutely two seconds away from doing it right there on that table before she was like 'lol time for bed!!!'
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
HE WANTS HER SO BAD!!!! THE PINING!!!! HE WILL SIT HERE CONSUMED WITH LUST FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!!!!
spoilersHE WANTS HER SO BAD!!!! THE PINING!!!! HE WILL SIT HERE CONSUMED WITH LUST FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!!!!
it’s so funny how clear it is that the writers know pre-established relationships in fiction generally suck, so they’ve subjected us to a million repetitive flashbacks to make it feel like it’s not pre-established, but the flashbacks are ironically making it more annoying somehow
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
the way the black kefta has turned into a metaphor for her wanting to fuck Aleksander
spoilersthe way the black kefta has turned into a metaphor for her wanting to fuck Aleksander
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
I love how every time she wants to smooch him real bad she runs away instead, and he knows EXACTLY what she's doing
spoilersI love how every time she wants to smooch him real bad she runs away instead, and he knows EXACTLY what she's doing
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TEENAGE-BOY-STYLE BACKPEDALING CONFESSION OF FEELINGS WORKED FJADSLKFJDLSJF
spoilersI CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TEENAGE-BOY-STYLE BACKPEDALING CONFESSION OF FEELINGS WORKED FJADSLKFJDLSJF
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
my interests include ships where the girl initiates the kiss while doing some gentle cheek caressing and the boy is Surprised and Taken Aback but very into it
spoilersmy interests include ships where the girl initiates the kiss while doing some gentle cheek caressing and the boy is Surprised and Taken Aback but very into it
every time Aleksander says moya tsaritsa in his deep breathy voice all I can imagine is him saying it to Alina, I’ve read way too many fanfics BYE
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
the way he's standing in front of her like a human curtain even though everybody already saw her afjldskjfldsj
spoilersthe way he's standing in front of her like a human curtain even though everybody already saw her afjldskjfldsj
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
excuse me but how am I NOT supposed to ship this, the laws of physics require me to
spoilersexcuse me but how am I NOT supposed to ship this, the laws of physics require me to
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
every time they're in a crowded room together they can't stop with the eye fucking it's OBSCENE
spoilersevery time they're in a crowded room together they can't stop with the eye fucking it's OBSCENE
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
he is absolutely going to take this info and use it for himself isn't he ajfkldsjlf
spoilershe is absolutely going to take this info and use it for himself isn't he ajfkldsjlf
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
the way he starts to leave and then he HAS to come back for a kiss, he really is so far gone despite himself
spoilersthe way he starts to leave and then he HAS to come back for a kiss, he really is so far gone despite himself
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
okay but this was rude, he can be a lonely eternal boy AND be planning magical world destruction, he contains multitudes BAGHRA
spoilersokay but this was rude, he can be a lonely eternal boy AND be planning magical world destruction, he contains multitudes BAGHRA
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
I love that the first time we see him lose his shit, it's when someone mentions killing Alina afjslkdf
spoilersI love that the first time we see him lose his shit, it's when someone mentions killing Alina afjslkdf
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
when he's all arrogant but doing it to come to Alina's defense it's even hotter somehow
spoilerswhen he's all arrogant but doing it to come to Alina's defense it's even hotter somehow
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
can't believe this entire scene exists JUST to hint very heavily that it's not only about power jfaskdlfja
spoilerscan't believe this entire scene exists JUST to hint very heavily that it's not only about power jfaskdlfja
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
THEY'RE REALLY GIVING ME HUDDLING FOR WARMTH COMPLETE WITH THE CLASSIC 'STOP WIGGLING' I AM ASCENDING
spoilersTHEY'RE REALLY GIVING ME HUDDLING FOR WARMTH COMPLETE WITH THE CLASSIC 'STOP WIGGLING' I AM ASCENDING
why you always lyin'
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
I don't understand why they left this line in because it doesn't fit show!Mal or their relationship in the show at all (and that's a good thing; why ruin it with this line afjklsdf)
spoilersI don't understand why they left this line in because it doesn't fit show!Mal or their relationship in the show at all (and that's a good thing; why ruin it with this line afjklsdf)
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
she is physically incapable of insulting Matthias without also commenting on how huge and muscular he is at the same time jfalksjsd
spoilersshe is physically incapable of insulting Matthias without also commenting on how huge and muscular he is at the same time jfalksjsd
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
not only does he look gut-punched but he looks like he's CRYING????? sending ben my therapy bills for this performance as we SPEAK
spoilersnot only does he look gut-punched but he looks like he's CRYING????? sending ben my therapy bills for this performance as we SPEAK
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
o m g that was HOT afjsklfdsj has ANYONE figured out a way to survive the cut before
spoilerso m g that was HOT afjsklfdsj has ANYONE figured out a way to survive the cut before
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
when you've huddled for warmth naked but you haven't introduces yourselves yet
spoilerswhen you've huddled for warmth naked but you haven't introduces yourselves yet
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
oh just a hot eternal shadow wizard man I made out with on multiple occasions
spoilersoh just a hot eternal shadow wizard man I made out with on multiple occasions
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
if anyone should've gotten a new made-up name it's this man because he's a completely different character ajfdksljfl
spoilersif anyone should've gotten a new made-up name it's this man because he's a completely different character ajfdksljfl
#ShadowAndBone spoilers
forgotten to mention this last night but Ben’s line delivery of “I knooOOooow” when they started to tell him the goth carriage was stolen SENT me, and then his reaction to David sticking his finger up, that scene is comedic gold acdjjddj
spoilersforgotten to mention this last night but Ben’s line delivery of “I knooOOooow” when they started to tell him the goth carriage was stolen SENT me, and then his reaction to David sticking his finger up, that scene is comedic gold acdjjddj
“he’s not a boy at all” doesn’t hit the same when Aleksander looks an ambiguous 37 instead of 17 or whatever—in showverse Alina seems Very Aware he is A Man and they have a significant experience gap even BEFORE eternity comes into play, so that was a weird choice to me
like yes she did connect to his loneliness and feel empathy and compassion for him but as A Man she wants to bang and not as like “omg this sad sad boy who looks the same age as me”, there was never any confusion on that point so it’s a weird thing to call her out for lmao
okay diving back in to finish this baby up so I can stop avoiding my timeline. once again I am begging netflix to consider weekly releases because I’m not built for binging OR for avoiding social media for any length of time
#ShadowandBone spoilers
o m g it's MARIAN time to cry again about my other doomed heroine/villain ship where one of them kills the other
spoilerso m g it's MARIAN time to cry again about my other doomed heroine/villain ship where one of them kills the other
#shadowandbone spoilers
the aching TRAGEDY of his line here I'm not okay IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT HE COULD SHARE HIS ENDLESS LIFE with someone who's not his MOM??? I'd wanna destroy the world too tbh!!!!
spoilersthe aching TRAGEDY of his line here I'm not okay IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT HE COULD SHARE HIS ENDLESS LIFE with someone who's not his MOM??? I'd wanna destroy the world too tbh!!!!
#shadowandbone spoilers
noooooo aleksander don't do human transmutation--I mean merzost, you might end up with a metal arm and a suit of armor brother by accident
spoilersnoooooo aleksander don't do human transmutation--I mean merzost, you might end up with a metal arm and a suit of armor brother by accident
#shadowandbone spoilers
if merzost is so forbidden and terrible why would they just leave the records and instruction of how to do it in the archives, that sounds like a you problem, Baghra
spoilersif merzost is so forbidden and terrible why would they just leave the records and instruction of how to do it in the archives, that sounds like a you problem, Baghra
#shadowandbone spoilers
why is the fold just kind of accidentally bursting out of his body so funny to me ajfkdsljflsdjfl
spoilerswhy is the fold just kind of accidentally bursting out of his body so funny to me ajfkdsljflsdjfl
#shadowandbone spoilers
excuse me mr. brekker I see you not being able to look away as Inej unbuttons her shirt
spoilersexcuse me mr. brekker I see you not being able to look away as Inej unbuttons her shirt
#shadowandbone spoilers
it's really funny how Alina thinks going to the stag herself is a brilliant plan and not a dumb plan that will clearly backfire and lead Aleksander right to both her AND the stag
spoilersit's really funny how Alina thinks going to the stag herself is a brilliant plan and not a dumb plan that will clearly backfire and lead Aleksander right to both her AND the stag
#shadowandbone spoilers
well this is going to end well, she can just take this enormous stag with her physically everywhere she goes :))))))
spoilerswell this is going to end well, she can just take this enormous stag with her physically everywhere she goes :))))))
#shadowandbone spoilers
THE WAY HE COMES FLYING IN LIKE A BAT FAJDSKLFJLASD (you really can't see shit in this screencap, sorry lmao)
spoilersTHE WAY HE COMES FLYING IN LIKE A BAT FAJDSKLFJLASD (you really can't see shit in this screencap, sorry lmao)
#shadowandbone spoilers
thank you Alina for having the power of light to light up this dark as shit scene so we can see what's happening lmao
spoilersthank you Alina for having the power of light to light up this dark as shit scene so we can see what's happening lmao
#shadowandbone spoilers
okay but Alina calling him a murderer over a stag that she was planning to kill herself just 5 minutes earlier is really funny afjsdkflsj
spoilersokay but Alina calling him a murderer over a stag that she was planning to kill herself just 5 minutes earlier is really funny afjsdkflsj
ROMANCE
#shadowandbone spoilers
I LOVE HOW THEY'RE ACTING LIKE BITTER EXES WHO KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO AIM THEIR WORDS TO HURT EACH OTHER
spoilersI LOVE HOW THEY'RE ACTING LIKE BITTER EXES WHO KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO AIM THEIR WORDS TO HURT EACH OTHER
#shadowandbone spoilers
NOT HIM CROUCHING DOWN TO BE AT EYE LEVEL IN HIS BIG BLACK CLOAK WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES HOLDING OUT HIS HANDS WITH A PROPOSAL I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN
spoilersNOT HIM CROUCHING DOWN TO BE AT EYE LEVEL IN HIS BIG BLACK CLOAK WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES HOLDING OUT HIS HANDS WITH A PROPOSAL I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN
#shadowandbone spoilers
WAIT I always thought the collar was just like an antler necklace that was too small to come off over her head???? WHY DID IT FUSE INTO HER SKIN AFJSDKLFJSLADJ WHAT IS THIS
spoilersWAIT I always thought the collar was just like an antler necklace that was too small to come off over her head???? WHY DID IT FUSE INTO HER SKIN AFJSDKLFJSLADJ WHAT IS THIS
#shadowandbone spoilers
okay that was a really fucking weird and totally unnecessary bit of body horror they just added for no reason, whose terrible idea was this?????
spoilersokay that was a really fucking weird and totally unnecessary bit of body horror they just added for no reason, whose terrible idea was this?????
#shadowandbone spoilers
how many times do I have to tell you people I'm a man of my word but I'm also like some mischievous fae waiting to entrap you with the unspoken loopholes in every promise I make
spoilershow many times do I have to tell you people I'm a man of my word but I'm also like some mischievous fae waiting to entrap you with the unspoken loopholes in every promise I make
#shadowandbone spoilers
the fact that he's eternal and thus he has eternal patience is extremely sexy and should make everyone's minds go to sexy places in this essay I will--
spoilersthe fact that he's eternal and thus he has eternal patience is extremely sexy and should make everyone's minds go to sexy places in this essay I will--
#shadowandbone spoilers
Alina no you don't understand I didn't mean for the Fold to come out like explosive diarrhea it was an aCCIDENT--
spoilersAlina no you don't understand I didn't mean for the Fold to come out like explosive diarrhea it was an aCCIDENT--
#shadowandbone spoilers
110% convinced Benjamin took this role JUST so he could ensure this line was said with tears in Aleksander's eyes
spoilers110% convinced Benjamin took this role JUST so he could ensure this line was said with tears in Aleksander's eyes
#shadowandbone spoilers
I’m not sure if this just applied to the kefta but I thought in the books he never actually got to see Alina in black so I love how the show is seizing like every opportunity to put her in multiple black outfits just for the aesthetic, it’s HOT
spoilersI’m not sure if this just applied to the kefta but I thought in the books he never actually got to see Alina in black so I love how the show is seizing like every opportunity to put her in multiple black outfits just for the aesthetic, it’s HOT
#shadowandbone spoilers
the little Inside Out men inside his head are running around screaming
GIRLGIRLGIRL
spoilersthe little Inside Out men inside his head are running around screaming
GIRLGIRLGIRL
#ShadowandBone spoilers
this looks like the himbo turbovirgin finally learned how to flirt back but he's in fact just being achingly sincere and that's everything you need to know about Matthias
spoilersthis looks like the himbo turbovirgin finally learned how to flirt back but he's in fact just being achingly sincere and that's everything you need to know about Matthias
#shadowandbone spoilers
Inej just casually noticing, catching, and disarming Mal with such complete quiet that neither Mal, Jesper, nor Kaz even notice jfaklsdjfs AN ICON
spoilersInej just casually noticing, catching, and disarming Mal with such complete quiet that neither Mal, Jesper, nor Kaz even notice jfaklsdjfs AN ICON
#shadowandbone spoilers
oh my saints I am SHOCKED and APPALLED that this man who tap dances carefully around the truth and betrayed me before has betrayed me AGAIN who could have seen this coming
spoilersoh my saints I am SHOCKED and APPALLED that this man who tap dances carefully around the truth and betrayed me before has betrayed me AGAIN who could have seen this coming
#shadowandbone spoilers
wait so if you go into the Fold you don’t turn into a volcra but if the Fold goes into you, you do, is that how this works
spoilers wait so if you go into the Fold you don’t turn into a volcra but if the Fold goes into you, you do, is that how this works
#shadowandbone spoilers
second time we see him truly losing his shit and it's over someone threatening to kill her again byyyyye
spoilerssecond time we see him truly losing his shit and it's over someone threatening to kill her again byyyyye
#shadowandbone spoilers
Mal’s plan to shoot his way across a shipful of Grisha with one tiny gun all by himself was so monumentally stupid I think he might be a himbo too
spoilersMal’s plan to shoot his way across a shipful of Grisha with one tiny gun all by himself was so monumentally stupid I think he might be a himbo too
#shadowandbone spoilers
somehow the more unhinged he looks the sexier he looks, I don't understand this power
spoilerssomehow the more unhinged he looks the sexier he looks, I don't understand this power
#shadowandbone spoilers
the scene where Aleksander and Mal are just decking each other in the face with fists and elbows, no powers involved, is giving me such Ben Solo brawler vibes IT’S HOT
spoilersthe scene where Aleksander and Mal are just decking each other in the face with fists and elbows, no powers involved, is giving me such Ben Solo brawler vibes IT’S HOT
