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even Alina& #39;s SCARF is attracted to him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘Œ" title="OK-Hand" aria-label="Emoji: OK-Hand">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ฉ" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
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love Ben B.& #39;s performance in the first ep, no one has ever given better foot, hand, and back of head performances https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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this moment when he asks if she can summon light and she does this confused head shake and he does the tiniest one back, and it& #39;s not even mocking or doubtful but more like this involuntary sympathetic physicality because they& #39;re so connected ALREADY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘Œ" title="OK-Hand" aria-label="Emoji: OK-Hand">
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the centuries of PAIN behind those four words, this HURTS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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okay but the face journey he goes on while listening to her talk about the lengths she& #39;d go to not feel alone, it& #39;s like watching him find a kindred spirit and fall in love in two seconds flat bYE
theyโ€™re really trying SO hard to sell that childhood friends can be romantic, but honestly the more flashbacks of them as children they show the LESS Iโ€™m buying it, that trope just makes no sense to me and how theyโ€™re doing it isnโ€™t helping https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
that said Mal is absolutely not a fuckboy so far and Iโ€™m finding him endearing (guessing thatโ€™s because of the personality overhaul lmao) and their friendship is cute and organic even if I canโ€™t buy the showโ€™s attempts to be like โ€œthis is a ~sweeping romance~!!!โ€
every time I see Kaz I keep thinking of that one tumblr post thatโ€™s like โ€œheโ€™s a lethal fighter, heโ€™s got a Pasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="โ„ข๏ธ" title="Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol">, heโ€™s seen it all, and heโ€™s SIXTEENโ€ like I know theyโ€™re older in the show but please tell me 16yo book Kaz does not own a casino https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
HOW many times are they going to make us watch those same three shots of tiny Alina and Mal in that field https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
THEY BOTH TOLD EACH OTHER THEY WERENโ€™T ALONE AND CRIED WHY AM I BEING SPECIFICALLY TARGETED IN THIS WAY
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they were absolutely two seconds away from doing it right there on that table before she was like & #39;lol time for bed!!!& #39;
itโ€™s so funny how clear it is that the writers know pre-established relationships in fiction generally suck, so theyโ€™ve subjected us to a million repetitive flashbacks to make it feel like itโ€™s not pre-established, but the flashbacks are ironically making it more annoying somehow
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if she ends up on a farm after this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ช" title="Kรผchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Kรผchenmesser">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ช" title="Kรผchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Kรผchenmesser">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ช" title="Kรผchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Kรผchenmesser">
every time Aleksander says moya tsaritsa in his deep breathy voice all I can imagine is him saying it to Alina, Iโ€™ve read way too many fanfics BYE
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they are the mOST EMBARRASSING flirters https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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the precise way he groans just before pulling back and asking this I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
  #ShadowAndBone  https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable= spoilersthe precise way he groans just before pulling back and asking this I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">" title=" #ShadowAndBone https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> spoilersthe precise way he groans just before pulling back and asking this I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿฅต" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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the way he starts to leave and then he HAS to come back for a kiss, he really is so far gone despite himself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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she did it for Kaz https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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when he& #39;s all arrogant but doing it to come to Alina& #39;s defense it& #39;s even hotter somehow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ŸŽถ" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten">why you always lyin& #39;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ŸŽถ" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten">
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HOW CAN THEY BE SO SEXY ONE MINUTE THEN SO CUTE THE NEXT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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forgotten to mention this last night but Benโ€™s line delivery of โ€œI knooOOooowโ€ when they started to tell him the goth carriage was stolen SENT me, and then his reaction to David sticking his finger up, that scene is comedic gold acdjjddj
โ€œheโ€™s not a boy at allโ€ doesnโ€™t hit the same when Aleksander looks an ambiguous 37 instead of 17 or whateverโ€”in showverse Alina seems Very Aware he is A Man and they have a significant experience gap even BEFORE eternity comes into play, so that was a weird choice to me
like yes she did connect to his loneliness and feel empathy and compassion for him but as A Man she wants to bang and not as like โ€œomg this sad sad boy who looks the same age as meโ€, there was never any confusion on that point so itโ€™s a weird thing to call her out for lmao
okay diving back in to finish this baby up so I can stop avoiding my timeline. once again I am begging netflix to consider weekly releases because Iโ€™m not built for binging OR for avoiding social media for any length of time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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o m g it& #39;s MARIAN time to cry again about my other doomed heroine/villain ship where one of them kills the other https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
  #ShadowandBone  https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable= spoilerso m g it& #39;s MARIAN time to cry again about my other doomed heroine/villain ship where one of them kills the other https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title=" #ShadowandBone https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> spoilerso m g it& #39;s MARIAN time to cry again about my other doomed heroine/villain ship where one of them kills the other https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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if merzost is so forbidden and terrible why would they just leave the records and instruction of how to do it in the archives, that sounds like a you problem, Baghra
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it& #39;s really funny how Alina thinks going to the stag herself is a brilliant plan and not a dumb plan that will clearly backfire and lead Aleksander right to both her AND the stag
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okay but Alina calling him a murderer over a stag that she was planning to kill herself just 5 minutes earlier is really funny afjsdkflsj
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WAIT I always thought the collar was just like an antler necklace that was too small to come off over her head???? WHY DID IT FUSE INTO HER SKIN AFJSDKLFJSLADJ WHAT IS THIS
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okay that was a really fucking weird and totally unnecessary bit of body horror they just added for no reason, whose terrible idea was this?????
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the fact that he& #39;s eternal and thus he has eternal patience is extremely sexy and should make everyone& #39;s minds go to sexy places in this essay I will--
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Iโ€™m not sure if this just applied to the kefta but I thought in the books he never actually got to see Alina in black so I love how the show is seizing like every opportunity to put her in multiple black outfits just for the aesthetic, itโ€™s HOT
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THE STAR-CROSSED OF IT ALL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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the little Inside Out men inside his head are running around screaming https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">
  #shadowandbone  https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable= spoilersthe little Inside Out men inside his head are running around screaming https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">" title=" #shadowandbone https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> spoilersthe little Inside Out men inside his head are running around screaming https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">GIRLhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿšจ" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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this looks like the himbo turbovirgin finally learned how to flirt back but he& #39;s in fact just being achingly sincere and that& #39;s everything you need to know about Matthias https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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HER HEART IS POUNDING FOR THE ENEMY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ฅ" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ฅ" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”ฅ" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
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wait so if you go into the Fold you donโ€™t turn into a volcra but if the Fold goes into you, you do, is that how this works
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Malโ€™s plan to shoot his way across a shipful of Grisha with one tiny gun all by himself was so monumentally stupid I think he might be a himbo too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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the scene where Aleksander and Mal are just decking each other in the face with fists and elbows, no powers involved, is giving me such Ben Solo brawler vibes ITโ€™S HOT
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they& #39;re SO cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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