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Every Kind of F1 Twitter User - A thread
The Getty Gospel - GettyImages is their life. They have that tab ready to go as soon as any F1 personnel even sniffs the paddock. For some reason, people wearing their clothes to work brings them ultimate satisfaction
The Scout - This person deadarse thinks F2 is the ultimate benchmark. Junior Category results are as prominent in their memories as the blood in their veins. They don't care if you're currently successful in F1 if you lost to someone 10 times your senior in F3 almost a decade ago
The Wag - These people have no reservations in their sheer lust for the drivers. Typically has CL16 or DR3 in the bio, their TL consists of a different coordination of words conveying how they'd let an F1 Driver fuck them. They don't care if you don't like it. Not even remotely.
The Murican - Bonus points if they're from the south. The guys love all kinds off motorsport. Nascar, Indy etc. If it revs, they'll watch. They always wonder why the drivers don't just beat the shit out of eachother after a crash and use stupid terms, like straightaway.
The Slanderer - If you asked this person if they actually like the sport they genuinely could not tell you yes. They spend most their time moaning at its sheer existence as they tune in anyway, and probably rate someone random like Giovinazzi for no reason whatsoever.
The Gossip - This person lives for F1 drama. Weather it be between drivers, principals, teams, or even Twitter users, they'll be there to dissect every inch of it like they're Neville and Carragher on a Monday night. Chaos is a ladder, and they're at the top rung.
The Vibrant - This person just bigs up their drivers. The overall race results don't really matter too much to them and you'll never catch them having an argument over a driver they don't care about. They just stay in their corner, chill, and post propoganda
The Dunce - This person has the worst takes known to man. It's like they're being paid per dumbass tweet. You genuinely fear for their future prospects with their level of intellect. Their ability to be incorrect borders on impressive
The Incel - 'Women? In MY FORMULA ONE? REEEEEEE" This person hates the entire concept of a woman watching or partaking in F1. Usually has 76 followers maximum but will still get F1 Twitter into a tizzy when they voice any of their incel opinions. Probably smells
The Nice Guy™ - Natural enemy of the Incel. Usually found dwelling in the dm's of some unsuspecting F1 Twitter user who thinks it's nice how this 29 year old man frequently messages her about her favorite sport. Is one risky message away from a scandal. Probably wears a fedora.
The Angel - Think of nicest person you know. Fun loving, sweet, caring, shoulder-round-the-arm type of person. A staple in every friend group, you will literally end any person who even looks at them the wrong way cause they're too nice for F1twts bullshit
The Diehard - This person will bleed for their favorite driver. Similar to the Vibrant in that they love spreading propoganda, but if they catch you slandering their fav, it's on fucking sight. They will argue to the depths of hell, and will rarely ever care for another opinion
The Uwu - Easily pleased by anything their fav driver does. Any bog standard overtake will be met with adoration and jubilation, and a cacophony of emojis. Probably also a Getty Gospel, as seeing pictures of their favorite driver is enough to send them into waves of joy
The Defender - This persons relationship with the block button can only be describes as an unhealthy dependence. They will block any and every person that doesn't agree with them, or rubs them the wrong way. They probably won't even see this thread.
The False Prophet - Tweets like their word is holy. Usually use big words and long paragraphs to tell you how "ackshually" you're wrong, only to be incorrect anyways. Not quite at The Dunce level as a broken clock is right twice a day, but most of the time, they're to be aired.
The Nostalgic - They don't care how good a race was. They miss the old days where men were men and women were also men and cars were men and trees were men too. DRS? Hate it. Drivers having fun? Hate it. Senna is the GOAT and no pansy technology will change that for them
The Intellect - This person usually doesn't have much of a follower count, but when they agree with you, you feel even more confident in your opinion. They're usually calm and finish off arguments with facts and context. The connoisseurs of the sport. The unsung heroes of F1 Twt
The Merch-ant - This person has F1 merch by the boat loads. They don't even have to support the driver to get it. If it's cool, it's theirs. These lot are probably singlehandedly funding Renault's Power Unit division by merchandise sales alone
The Machiavellian - Similar to The Gossip, this person loves to create drama. They love to start it, they love to take part, and they love to escalate it. Usually by giving a controversial take you're not even sure they themselves agree with. Drama is in their veins.
The Lawyer - Not to be confused with The Machiavellian, the lawyer is the one you'll catch arguing on your TL, all the time, over the most petty shit. You could see them arguing for something they were against only a week ago, as long as they get to argue it doesn't matter.
And finally. Our last two. Encompassing all previous types to form their own super breed. You know em, you love em....
The Dudebro - A fierce creature. The heads of the packs are not to be trifled with. Usually has experience in other communities like NBA or Football, so their levels of toxicity can reach insurmountable levels. Usually seen arguing with it's sworn enemy.
The Stan - Natural enemy of the Dudebro. What they lack in character, they make up in numbers. The head of their packs are the deadliest on the app, bred from stan culture they migrated to F1. Like Zangoose/Seviper, Dudebros and Stans are prone to battle on sight, but can mingle
Those last two were so corny lmaoooo anyways tag your friends and thanks for reading
