Thread by @simonefiii, some of y'all took the "opinion that will get you dragged" prompt [...]

yes, really

simonefiii

some of y'all took the "opinion that will get you dragged" prompt & just started confessing shit... so I'll put those over here

Like... this is not what the assignment was?

???

Like... excuse me? The hwat?

At least one of you accomplished a personal goal during this pon de replay

there's a lot going on here

That's the best dick length FOR YOU. and okay lol that doesn't mean anything for everybody else

I'm sure you're joking BUT you really shouldn't do this- the bristles will harbor bacteria and are not meant for that area. This is a great way to get an infection.

*blinks*

colonize it!?

I mean... what is stopping you from suckin a little díck?

I mean... okay?

Congratulations

I never understand opinions like this bc why do y'all spend time caring about what other ppl "need to start" doing in the bedroom? Lol not everyone is into being dominant (which is fine) BUT I do hope anyone interested has the opportunity to explore w/ an enthusiastic partner

This isn't quite right and I can't articulate why but I'm tired of having it in my inbox so here

The answer is obviously both since you're already cheating

You don't want him to put his... bubble in your squeak?

One of y'all decided to write an ode to balls

Well then, that's... interesting lol

Congratulations to you and that booty!

Here's some toy options: https://www.lovehoney.com/search?q=Vibrating+anal&search-button=&lang=en_US

Is heterosexuality a prison? Next time on Dragon Ball Z...

I don't live in a state that has waffle houses (so I've never been) but I hope Sasha sees this lol

Some of y'all are too curious for your own good

Is the lemonade shooting out of another man's penis?

...good to know

As someone who recently watched Harold & Kumar for the first time I can confidently say:

neither of them

I believe it's because polyester doesn't "breathe"(?)... so your booty is in there bootying but the booty doesn't have anywhere to go? So it's trapped in there rebounding off of itself- amplifying the ass, if you will.

You think your THROAT GOAT GOBBLETRON GAWK GAWK 9000 of a wife doesn't want acknowledgement for how she sucked the soul out of your body???

Are you dumb? Like it's obviously not the only reason you married her (hopefully) but it's a factor. APPLAUD HER SKILLS, YOU DOOFUS.

I'm sure women who like women like feet just as much as men who like women do.

But women who like men? Have you seen men's feet?? Those gnarled tree roots some of y'all got? No. Absolutely not.