Thread by @simonefiii, some of y'all took the "opinion that will get you dragged" prompt [...]

some of y& #39;all took the "opinion that will get you dragged" prompt & just started confessing shit... so I& #39;ll put those over here

Like... this is not what the assignment was?

???

Like... excuse me? The hwat?

At least one of you accomplished a personal goal during this pon de replay

there& #39;s a lot going on here

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That& #39;s the best dick length FOR YOU. and okay lol that doesn& #39;t mean anything for everybody else

I& #39;m sure you& #39;re joking BUT you really shouldn& #39;t do this- the bristles will harbor bacteria and are not meant for that area. This is a great way to get an infection.

*blinks*

colonize it!?

I mean... what is stopping you from suckin a little díck?

I mean... okay?

Congratulations

I never understand opinions like this bc why do y& #39;all spend time caring about what other ppl "need to start" doing in the bedroom? Lol not everyone is into being dominant (which is fine) BUT I do hope anyone interested has the opportunity to explore w/ an enthusiastic partner

This isn& #39;t quite right and I can& #39;t articulate why but I& #39;m tired of having it in my inbox so here

The answer is obviously both since you& #39;re already cheating

You don& #39;t want him to put his... bubble in your squeak?

One of y& #39;all decided to write an ode to balls

Well then, that& #39;s... interesting lol

Congratulations to you and that booty!

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Is heterosexuality a prison? Next time on Dragon Ball Z...

I don& #39;t live in a state that has waffle houses (so I& #39;ve never been) but I hope Sasha sees this lol

Some of y& #39;all are too curious for your own good

Is the lemonade shooting out of another man& #39;s penis?

...good to know

As someone who recently watched Harold & Kumar for the first time I can confidently say:

neither of them

I believe it& #39;s because polyester doesn& #39;t "breathe"(?)... so your booty is in there bootying but the booty doesn& #39;t have anywhere to go? So it& #39;s trapped in there rebounding off of itself- amplifying the ass, if you will.

You think your THROAT GOAT GOBBLETRON GAWK GAWK 9000 of a wife doesn& #39;t want acknowledgement for how she sucked the soul out of your body???

Are you dumb? Like it& #39;s obviously not the only reason you married her (hopefully) but it& #39;s a factor. APPLAUD HER SKILLS, YOU DOOFUS.

I& #39;m sure women who like women like feet just as much as men who like women do.

But women who like men? Have you seen men& #39;s feet?? Those gnarled tree roots some of y& #39;all got? No. Absolutely not.