omni goes to the senior citizen center, a thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏿" title="Älterer Mann (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Älterer Mann (dunkler Hautton)">
*enters the center*
Front Desk Person: Welcome who have you come too see?
Me: I’ll just go in and see him
Front Desk Person: Go right ahead!!
*walks in*
*walks up to caretaker person*
Caretaker: How may i assist you today sir?
Me: Yes I’m looking for ****
Caretaker: Ok, Follow me hes just in room 20-34
*follows care taker*
*gets too room*
Caretaker: alright he’s just in here
*enters room*
ZENO: who are you
Me: I’m omni y’know me
Zeno: HUH?!
Me: I CAME HERE TO PICK UP UP THE PACKAGE
Zeno: oh you could have just said that sunny boy, but you saw on the listing what you gotta do for it ;)
*is scared*
Zeno: NOW CMERE AND BONCE THAT ASS SUNNY BOYYY
*Omni might now have to me in a hospital the way Zeno broke his back, but he got the package*
how zen is room ended up
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