CALIFORNIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA

Why, yes, I am continuing to cheat on Star Trek with The OC.

SEC Fraud investigation?!!!

Honestly, I figured that’s what was going on.

So, I actually know someone whose dad this happened to... and that’s all I’ll say since it’s none of y’all’s business. But it’s true that people can get into sticky situations that they think they have a handle on but get away from them.

My dad is great actually but I would like to once again submit my formal petition for Peter Gallagher to be my dad.

Awwww! Seth and Anna talking about comics! This discourse is kind of sexist and dated but I’ll take it.

Oh, snap-a-doodle!

“I guess you’ll have to go with Princess Mononoke over there.”

Let the record reflect that reference doesn’t actually make any sense. Someone in the writers’ room was just, like, <insert nerdy reference here>.

Sandy Cohen for President. And my dad.

Omg he’s her white knight!!!!

Jimmy, where’s his money?!

Oh, snap!!!!!!!!!

The police, however, are gonna have some questions and, as your attorney, I advise you... get out of here.

SHE LIKES SAILING!

Luke seems troubled and not wholly evil but I’d be going for Ryan, too.

Honestly, I would probably actually have a crush on Seth.

I had a thing for tall skinny brunettes in high school.