In honour of our national past-time, I have compiled a list of many things that aren’t Switzerland. (Thread).

This is not Switzerland. It is Islamiat for Students by Farkhanda Noor.

This is not Switzerland. It is a first aid kit.

This is not Switzerland. It is Timbaland.

This is not Switzerland, either.

Works for Gender reveals too: This is not Switzerland; it’s a boy!

This is not Switzerland. It is France.

For PTI fans: This is not Switzerland; it’s Japan.

This is not Switzerland. It is an empty refrigerator that doesn’t have any vaccines in them because we didn’t import them.

This is not in Switzerland (but many Pakistanis’ bank accounts are).

This is not Switzerland. It’s people being kicked out of their homes in Islamabad.

This is not Switzerland. It is a yahoodi saazish.

And if you’ve made it this far, this is actually Switzerland.