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cw: shadow and bone
i sais i wasn’t gonna make a thread but i changed my mind 
starting this thread for where i am rn
—— ep 1: a searing burst of light
JESPER LOML
YEAH SHOOT THAT COIN
KAZ:):& HIS CANE
not jesper being scared of kaz 
INEJ LOML HI
"shes isn’t like you, no one is"
OKAY WERE DONE WITH THE STUFF THAT WAS IN THE 10 MIN PREVIEW NOW WERE GETTING THE NEW STUFF
ZOYA???
"i’ll find my way back to you. promise"
oh my gosh that dudes leg getting hit with the staff??
omg alina burning the maps to get onto the boat and into the fold
mal being protective over alina while she gets on the boat aww
guy with the lamp is straight up stupid why would light it??
MAL NO
OH SHOOT ALINA SHOT THE VOLCRA
the sun summoner is here:):&
kaz taking pekka’s heartrender iktr!!
no no no why would he give up alina’s name
BRO WTH HE SHOT HIM
DONE WITH THE FIRST EPISODE AND IT WAS SO GOOD PLS I LOVE IT
—— ep 2: we’re all someone’s monster
younger mal and aline omg
mal reaching for alina’s hand but being pulled away?/&/@
bruhh no kaz and inej fighting :(
stopp alina in the tent with the darkling???&
YES SUMMON THAT LIGHT ALINA
if pekka and his crew dont get their hands off of kaz i will riot
not inej scaring jesper
this women really sent inej to kill a man oh my gosh
alina in a red kefta alina in a red kefta alina in a red kefta
AYO THOSE ARROWS TO THE HEAD CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD SO BADLY I SCREAMED HELP
who the heck is attacking them??
AYO GET UR HANDS OFF ALINA NOW RANDOM GUY
i cant even lie the darkling kinda served killing that dude who tried to hurt alina
ok the darkling getting a little too close for comfort now- let’s back it up
mal looking for alina is really the sweetest thing pls
JESPER CONTINUOUSLY SHOOTING THE SIGN PLS I LOVE HIM
waitt poppy kinda serving with this look
the little palace looks so good omg
nooo alina’s crying :(( i want to comfort her so badly man
the crow club?? why would he give her all of that— kaz is risking sm pls
the credits for shadow and bone are really long i’m just now realizing
the malina ending scene 
—— ep 3: the making at the heart of the world
GENYA BBY HI
not them talking abt alina like she don’t understand what they’re saying??
the casting for genya is so good pls i love her
NINA HI
NO THEY GOT HER
jesper making the exact same face im making cause what he need a goat for?
of course jesper makes a detour
ALINA CALLING FORTH THE LIGHT IKTR !!
AWW LEIGH’S LIL CAMEO
MATTHIAS I SEE U
matthias i love u but rn i wanna box u
NOT JESPER GAMBLING ALL THE COAL AWAY AND THEN STEALING MORE HELP$/&/
ok ik we just got helnik a scene but i want to seem em again pls 
abt to go thru my not liking zoya phase again
ALINA PUNCHED HA IKTR
NOO ZOYA SENT HER FLYING
ok but these scenes implemented from the actual books makes this pretty accurate i’m loving it sm
i’m sorry but jesper freaking out inside of the fold is the funniest thing esp with the goat
forget me smack talking the goat i swear that thing just gave jesper a big boost of confidence
"you have always been my true north, mal"
just finished ep 3 and loved it, but i’m gonna go back to sleep since i’m tired and i’ll continue after my classes tomorrow
—— ep 4: otkazat’sya
mal looking for the stag now iktr!!
v happy abt zoya getting sent off of palace grounds 
"please, call me aleksander"
OH MY GOSH??$:
OH MY GOSH??$:
aww jesper getting attached to the goat
the darkling and alina’s scene at the fountain??:&:@
kaz’s voiceover to the heist is filling me with so much serotonin pls
inej and jesper ahh i love them sm
the wraith doing her job as she should circling around this dude like it’s nothing
"a bit slow on the draw there"
"or just in time"
"or just in time"
bye not the acrobat falling ?? i’m assuming that’s where their gonna start cooking up a plan
pls dubrov is so cute i love him
YES WE BACK TO THE HELNIK CONTENT ON THE SHIP
"i brought you food"
"it’s likely poisoned"
"i’ll keep eating it, if you prefer"
"it’s likely poisoned"
"i’ll keep eating it, if you prefer"
calahan is so fine pls i can’t
not nina spitting the food towards matthias
inej and kaz hitting us with the "shut up jesper" is taking me out
you can tell amita trained hard with the acrobatic stuff she did her stunts so well
alina going back to the day when her and mal were tested omg
alina’s nightgown is gorgeous i love it
ALINA CALLING FORTH THE LIGHT WHEN SHE TOUCHED THE DARKLING??
we’re back to the helnik ship scene and i think the ships abt to wreck oh my gosh
take a shot everytime i say omg/oh my gosh
who was that attacking mal, dubrov, and the other guy?? (i forgot his name)
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mal hitting the quartermaster with glass only to see alina?? call that true love right there
NOO MIKHAEL AND DUBROV ARE DEAD?? DUBROV WAS MY BESTIE
dang they didn’t even give us time to process them being dead by bringing in the stag
NO ALINA DONT ERASE THE SCAR
"alina, if you get this letter, know that when i told you about true north, I was talking about you. you are my true north"
—— ep 5: show me who you are
STOPP THE WAY JESPER AND INEJ LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WHEN THE GUARD SAID NO KNIVES OR GUNS
KAZ DISGUISED AS A GUARD OH MY GOSH
genya doing alina’s makeup is so satisfying to look at
stopp the little genya and david moment when he brought alina gloves
GENYA AND DAVID R SO CUTE PLS
another kaz plan voiceover bringing a mass amount of serotonin
ayo kaz hate to break it to you but that’s not alina
jesper listening on alina and genya’s conversation— pls tell me he saw what she actually looks like so he can let kaz know
ok i think i might of misinterpreted if kaz thought that other girl was alina but at least he knows no that she’s not now
alina and the darkling kiss scene:$:@ 
well dang now a jesper kiss scene??
i love the genya and david crumbs were getting esp their silent stares towards each other
alina demonstrating her powers are everything i love her
INEJ’S SMILE TOWARDS ALINA AFTER SHE SHOWED HER POWERS
mal knowing alina’s favorite flowers right on the spot aww
the tension between the darkling and mal rn is killing me
ARKEN SHOOTING GENYA AND SLICING ALINA??
OH MY GOSH NVM IT WAS ACTUALLY MARIE
inej and kaz escorting alina oh my gosh
not the darkling swooping in with her favorite flowers
dang mal really whacked that girl so hard after stabbing her as he should tho
alina if u don’t stop smooching on the darkling and get to work
TY BAGHRA FOR TAKING HER AND LETTING HER KNOW THAT THE BLACK HERETIC IS THE DARKLING
baghra on that mama alert 
"unlike a spider, i only need one good leg. however, you look like you need both hands"
KAZ BREKKER EVERYONE
KAZ BREKKER EVERYONE
inej killed the inferni with a knife for kaz oh my gosh
STOP ALINA REALLY JUST WALKED INTO THE CROWS ARMS
SO FAR EPISODE 5’s ENDING IS MY FAVORITE
—— ep 6: the heart is an arrow
the darkling raising his voice at arken scared the heck out of me pls
yeahh arken def dead rn
ALINA’S WITH THE CROWS NOW AHH
kaz putting up his cane to prevent alina from leaving is iconic pls i love him
nooo alina got away man. kinda was hoping she’d stay a bit longer
HELNIK SHIPWRECK SCENE
matthias stop being stubborn and get on the wood before u die PLEASE
alina really went from burning someone’s face to running from other ppl all in the span of 3 seconds
MAL ORETSEV LOML IS HERE
not nina talking trash then as soon as she turns around she fallin for matthias
this helnik banter is everything pls
here matthias go being sexist and nina putting him in his place
"ohh i do love a challenge"
kit is so perfect for playing jesper pls
kit is so perfect for playing jesper pls
JESPER KNOCKING OUT THE HEARTRENDER WITH HIS GUN IKTR!!
"i’m that case i’ll take my knife back"
ik inej hated doing that but u cant lie that’s pretty iconic
ik inej hated doing that but u cant lie that’s pretty iconic
DARKLING AND KAZ SCENE???
manifesting kaz hitting the darkling with his cane 
KAZ WITH THE BOMB?? FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO THROW HIS CANE
"i do like you"
FINALLY TOOK U LONG ENOUGH MATTHIAS
FINALLY TOOK U LONG ENOUGH MATTHIAS
STOPP HELNIK PLAYING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER
SCREW U ICE FOR RUINING THE HAPPY HELNIK MOMENT
"matthias helvar"
"nina zenik. it’s nice to make your acquaintance"
OH MY GOSH
"nina zenik. it’s nice to make your acquaintance"
OH MY GOSH
KAZ HITTING DAVID WITH HIS CANE HELP
"you don’t owe me an explanation. i just want to keep you safe"
AWWW
AWWW
—— ep 7: the unsea
ok looks like we’re starting out with a younger darkling
ayo not them shooting him with the arrows ??
oh my gosh they got his healer now
OH MY GOSH LUDA NO
DANGG SLICED THEM ALL UP IN 2 SECONDS
waitt is this the flashback on how the darkling created the fold??
"SUBMIT TO ME"
OH MY GOSH THE WAY HE CREATED THE FOLD IN A MATTER OF SECONDS??
"what did you do?"
"i made something"
WELL OBVIOUSLY
"i made something"
WELL OBVIOUSLY
stop the jesper and inej moment while she was giving herself stitches :((
THE STAG LOOKS SO PRETTY
omg the alina and the stag moment is so pretty
NO WTH?? DID THEY JUST SHOOT IT
MAN IF ZOYA DONT GET OUT OF HERE
NO THEY SHOT MAL
GET EM ALINA !
so much is happening rn?? we got mal bleeding cause of the arrow, the stag hurting cause it got shot, and alina protecting the stag, mal, AND herself
NOO HE SLICED THE STAG
you bet inej was right kaz. took you long enough
KAZ SAYING HE BELIEVES IN HIS CROWS HAS ME SOFT
"no saint ever watched over me. not like you have"
"are we destroying the fold?"
"we can do anything"
MAN JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
"we can do anything"
MAN JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
THE WAY THE ANTLERS JUST MOLDED INTO HER SKIN??
"you should now have full access to all of her light"
DAVID NO WHY
DAVID NO WHY
aww jesper defending milo
"jes?"
"it’s suli, for friendship"
"no, it’s not"
"it’s suli, for friendship"
"no, it’s not"
i love jesper’s unnecessary comments pls
"i tried to warn u"
well i don’t think u were clean enough genya
well i don’t think u were clean enough genya
"be careful of powerful men? you should have included devious women"
BYE ALINA
BYE ALINA
i feel so bad for alina especially after genya’s betrayal
"oh, you have no chance, shadow man"
"no one is ever going to believe i’m that old"
"you tell yourself that"
HELPP
"you tell yourself that"
HELPP
omg isn’t that goat with mal milo??
let’s be real milo is the real hero of s&b here
the darkling saying he exploited alina’s power "for us" is the funniest lie i’ve heard all day
KAZ SAYING NO MOURNERS AND INEJ SAYING NO FUNERALS
—— ep 8: no mourners
last episode and such an iconic name for it too
"how many bullets do you have?"
"not enough"
still iconic
"not enough"
still iconic
STOP HELNIK SCENE AND THERE OUT OF THE SNOW
helnik are so cute i cant i cant i cant
"i will keep you warm"
NO WE ALMOST GOT A HELNIK KISS BUT MATTHIAS’S STOMACH GROWLING RUINED IT
matthias out here asking if there’s meat in a waffle goodbye
YALL CANT EVER LET ANYONE BE HAPPY??? THEY JUST WANTED WAFFLES AND NOW WE GOT MATTHIAS PASSED OUT CAUSE OF FEDYOR
nina going against the grisha to save matthias omg
dangg inej is so quick and silent with it. she really caught mal so fast i didn’t even notice
mal and the crows working together now iktr !!
NOT HIM GROWING THE FOLD BRUH
GET HIM INEJ
TY ZOYA FOR HELPING INEJ ILY AGAIN
OMG INEJ STABBED HIM BUT HES STILL ALIVE COME ON NOW
OMG KAZ DEFENDING INEJ WITH HIS CANE
omg alina seeing the stag
"you may have needed me...but i never needed you"
SO TRUE ALINA
SO TRUE ALINA
"this is what i am"
BRUH ALINA WITH THE LIGHT;$:&
BRUH ALINA WITH THE LIGHT;$:&
"still couldn’t shoot the pretty face. i’ve got to stop doing that"
I LOVE JESPER SM
I LOVE JESPER SM
omg mal and the darkling face off
"i dont have to kill you, darkling. your past will do it for me"
u know what maybe i do like the volcra’s
u know what maybe i do like the volcra’s
i can just feel the clash of the different books with the crows and mal, alina, and zoya sitting all together pls i love it
nooo matthias is abt to go to hellgate
oh my gosh the mini nina and the crows interaction we got
STOP THE ENDING AND THE VOLCRAS FOLLOWING THE DARKLING OUT???
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