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OMG SMOL ALINA AND MAL ARE SO CUTE HELP 
ARCHIE ARCHIE ARCHIE ARCHIEEEEEE
Omg that grisha guy sounds so annoying screw that guy
IVE ALREADY READ THIS IS IN THE BOOK WHY DOES IT SUDDENLY FEEL MORE INTENSE
KETTERDAM KETTERDAM KETTERDAM!!!!! THE CROWS ARE HERE THE CROWS ARE HERE THE CROWS ARE HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAZ BREKKER HAS ARRIVED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I can’t for the life of me understand Freddy and Kit’s accents
OMG WAIT I JUST NOTICED THE LIMP WHEN KAZ WALKS THATS SO COOL BLESS YOU FREDDY
EVEN WHEN HE WALKS UP THE STAIRS OMG
QUEEN INEJ HAS ARRIVED
SHE ISNT LIKE YOU NO ONE IS KHSJSHSHSHSJSH
ZOYAAAAAAA OMG SHES A BEAUTY
NO MAL YOURE GONNA MAKE ME CRY JUST SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP PLEASE
OH MY GOD KAZ’S CANE IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE CROW HEAD AND THE GEM FOR THE EYE OMG
Who???
DARKLING MY MAN
Alexei please he’s so awkward akshjshsh
Omg the shadow fold looks scary
NO NO NO DONT BURN THE FREAKIN LANTERN
OH MY GOD MY HEART THE VOLCRA AKHDJSHS I CANT
WHY DOES THIS SCENE KEEP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL
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OMG THEY KEPT ALEXEI alive??? Did he die in the book or was that someone else akshjsgshhsg
“Mr Brekker” akdhjshs
AHAHAHAHHAH BONGOKLAH
TWO WEEKS AGO??? The time stamp is a bit confusing???
INEJ DEATH GLARE YES QUEEN
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Oh he does end up dying akshjsh a bullet through the head is never a good way to go
you did well tho Alexei even tho you abandoned your crew but uh.. sometimes we have to save ourselves
EPISODE 1 DONE AND I LOVE IT tho like I said the time stamp was a bit confusing
OMG THE INTRO TO EP 2 AKDJSHDHS
NOOOO LET HIM GRAB HER HAND DAMNIT
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Kaz: I have a plan
Inej: no you don’t
Akshjshshsg please let the man speak
It might not be a good plan but it’s still a plan
DAMN IT KAZ YOU STUPID
IDC IF YOU LIMP YOU GO AFTER HER RN AND APOLOGISE AKSHJSHSH
THE DARKLING’S DRAMATIC TURN PLEASE IT GAVE OFF HUGE DRAMA QUEEN ENERGY
Everyone going silent immediately when the Darkling says “Quiet” 
the sign of authority
the sign of authority
OMG BEN BARNES YESSS
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KAZ WACKING PEOPLE WITH HIS CANE IN EPISODE 2 YASSSS
NOO DONT SLAM HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TABLE FFFFFFFFF
HAHAHAHAHAH JUST LET JESPER HAVE HIS DRINK PLEASE OMG
NOOO THE WAY THEY CALL AFTER EACH OTHER
I LOVE JESPER SO MUCH OMG
His gun twirls are so cool
OMG INEJ DONT DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT AKHSJSGSH I HATE THIS
WAIT OMG ARE WE GONNA SEE THE CUTTTTT
THE CUT?????
OMG THE CUTTTTTTTT
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NOOOO THEY LEFT OUT THE “eyes on me” DIALOGUE HHHHH IM ANGY
I LOVE JESPER SO MUCH
The Darkling’s cape reminds me of Dracula from Hotel transylvania
SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT SHES WORTH IT
HIS SMIRK WHEN HE WAS CALLED DIRTYHANDS AHA I LOVE IT
