Pop girlies as various subjects/fields in education
Lady gaga as biotechnology - she's constantly evolving and changing and has been saving lives ever since her debut. Also transforming principle is related to biotechnology
Nicki minaj as calculus - she's the most hated but paved the way for the other girlies like how calculus paved the way for so many other fields. Only the smartest people can understand her and enjoy her
Taylor Swift as organic chemistry - She has had so much growth and success organically and is now the most popular field among the science subjects.
Cardi B as inorganic chemistry - her growth and success is completely manufactured by Atlantic records. She is the most inorganic artist of our generation.
Ariana Grande as astrophysics - she's currently in her peak like how astrophysics is the most popular field rn. Plus Ariana made it her brand
Rihanna as accountancy - she's a businesswoman, she's an entrepreneur, she's rich and she is the moment now come on now
Katy perry as geography - international superstar. The other girlies need to take notes from her on how to do a proper world tour
Madonna as paleontology - self explanatory.
Demi Lovato as Physical education - most people bash on her and there Is more complaining and finding excuses during PE than actual excercises and sports
Selena Gomez as molecular gastronomy - selena doesn't care about her music career anymore and she retired to become a tanking chef on that atrocious hbo cooking show
Lana del rey as probability - the probability of lana caring about her career and getting another hit or atleast a #1 album is zero
Again... Belcalis salamander as astrology - completely fake, there was some truth to it in the beginning but now has been manipulated and changed to fool the public. Makes no sense and isn't even a real subject
TW// JB as coprology - look it up
Adele as algebra - everyone loves her and it's easy to get into her
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