Thread by @KoreyTillman_, I really saw in a thread, in response to an academic parading [...]

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I really saw in a thread, in response to an academic parading their incessant pubs, someone say "bite me." Lmao. One that& #39;s corny and hilarious, but you know how mad an academic gotta be to say "bite me." That& #39;s get picked last in dodge ball mad. 1/n

That& #39;s someone taking two plates at the potluck but didn& #39;t bring anything mad 2/n

That& #39;s asking for a letter of rec and they say "excuse me?" mad 3/n

That& #39;s calling their cat ugly mad 4/n

That& #39;s, "Yes, I just took your parking spot" mad 5/n

That& #39;s you didn& #39;t share the zoom with them on purpose mad 6/n

That& #39;s "how& #39;d you like my book?"

"I Didn& #39;t" mad 7/n

That& #39;s we can split the conference hotel room but they hog the bathroom mad 8/n

That& #39;s when your 3rd author and become "et al." mad 9/n

That& #39;s I& #39;m going to crochet and make sure you hear my needles click mad 10/n

Thats white after labor day mad 11/11

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