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You know what, since I'm dumb & horny: 12 Cartoon characters I would fuck, a thread
Number 12: Vlad Plasmius
He's already wearing a leather bodysuit. He's at the bottom of the list tho for the crime of being a Bitch Fartman character
He's already wearing a leather bodysuit. He's at the bottom of the list tho for the crime of being a Bitch Fartman character
11: Manly Dan, from gravity falls
He's big, buff, a ginger with lots of hair. He is at the bottom of the list tho for being an example of toxic masculinity
He's big, buff, a ginger with lots of hair. He is at the bottom of the list tho for being an example of toxic masculinity
10: Chief Tonraq from Legend of Korra. All I can say is:
DILF
DILF
DILF
DILF
DILF
DILF
9: George & lance from She-Ra
Do I have to explain myself here? I mean look at them
Do I have to explain myself here? I mean look at them
8: Professor Kukui
Out of context, his dialogue in the games already makes him sound like a sex maniac. Plus he has a masked alterego, so added bonus
Out of context, his dialogue in the games already makes him sound like a sex maniac. Plus he has a masked alterego, so added bonus
7: King Triton, from the Little Mermaid
He was an awakening for a lot of people but oddly enough not me. Still, he's pretty hot. There's two other disney characters that are in this thread later.
He was an awakening for a lot of people but oddly enough not me. Still, he's pretty hot. There's two other disney characters that are in this thread later.
6: Beowulf, from Skullgirls
Technically a videogame but I'm counting him anyway!!! Fight me!
Technically a videogame but I'm counting him anyway!!! Fight me!
5: Leon, from Pokemon
The king Himbo himself, with his big beautiful man tits
The king Himbo himself, with his big beautiful man tits
4: Archie from Pokemon (but only his ORAS version)
I want his cock now ok. Do I seriously need to explain the pirate? He sparked something in teenage me :3 I like...tight clothes on men now
I want his cock now ok. Do I seriously need to explain the pirate? He sparked something in teenage me :3 I like...tight clothes on men now
3: Flynn Rider from Tangled
I've talked about this before, but I just really like him ok. Look at him. He's totally fuckable
I've talked about this before, but I just really like him ok. Look at him. He's totally fuckable
2: Will E Badger from Gravity Falls. Daily reminder that I am furry trash and I would let the robot badger rail me..well, if it was an actual guy in fursuit or something along those lines
1: The Beast from Beauty & the Beast. Daily reminder that I am also: a monster fucker. The human form is no dice tho.. although he's technically already human, just an indescript monster, so he's valid. I don't see enough porn if him, it makes me sad :(
