Live tweeting my conversations with myself while making coffee

"How much coffee do I put?"

"1 spoon"

"Size of spoon?"

"Can't use a teaspoon, that'll be just wrong."

"Tablespoon then"

"How much water then?"

"1 glass is fine, I guess"

"Can't drink that much coffee"

"Some of it'll evaporate, u stupid"

"Hmm ok"

"How much to boil it or just lukewarm is enuf I think"

"Let's not boil, I wanna drink coffee now, not after 10mins"

"Lukewarm it is"

"Will the coffee mix properly if water is not hot"

"Ok let's go for hot"

"Where is the cup? Oh here it is."

"Where's coffee? Nope no coffee."

"Boiling the water, then will run down and get coffee"

"Are shops open?"

"Do I have change?

"Ok will buy the big jar of coffee"

"How much time does this water take to boil man?"

"I can't see the bubbles man"

"Why the stove is off"

"Oh the stove is off"

"I have to regroup and strategize"

"Switched on the stove"

"Water heating up"

"Back on track. Don't cry."