I AM FREE FROM TWITTER JAIL
Me locked out of my account for 24 hours 42 min
When twitter notified me there was suspicious activity with my account
Me using my w*rk c*mputer to creep on @hello_itsbi’s timeline hoping no nudes or p*rn popped up
me 18 hours in realizing I can’t tweet my most intimate thoughts to strangers on the internet
right before twitter support emailed me back a few mins ago, ready to risk it all
finally when I got that “reset your account” link
All jokes aside, being forced to take a break from twitter for a day was very healthy. Maybe I should do a real break on here. Without twitter...Lots of introspection... less distraction... less laughs...on second thought ya know what
*fin* https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">
Oh also I had all day to think about this thread
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