Conservatives: actually we should be able to run protesters over with our trucks

Everyone: holy shit

Conservatives: also I should be allowed to refuse to serve or hire gays

Everyone: wtf

Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind

Everyone:

Conservatives: I want to electroshock gay teens into a hellish submission

Everyone: holy shit

Conservatives: also why should I have to wear a mask? I’m not old or disabled

Everyone: wtf

Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind

Everyone:

Conservatives: Actually if you think about it ... SHOULD everyone be allowed to vote?

Everyone: holy shit

Conservatives: here’s why it’s good the police just murdered another child

Everyone: wtf

Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind

Everyone:

Conservatives: Shit-hole countries are trying to replace our Anglo Saxon heritage.

Everyone: holy shit

Conservatives: And and why isn’t there a WHITE pride parade?

Everyone: wtf

Conservatives: also I’m afraid to say what’s really on my mind

Everyone:

Everyone: We stand against racism, sexism, hatred, violence and every kind of bigotry.

Conservatives: How dare you issue these biased political attacks.

Everyone: