If your PM has worn blackface more times than he can remember, you might be Canadian

If your PM is more likely to teach a snowboarding lesson than balance the budget, you might be Canadian

If your PM thinks veterans ask more than he can give you might be Canadian

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If your PM says he's a feminist, while groping women, you might be Canadian.

If your PM wants you to leave the room so he can talk to your kids alone, you might be Canadian

If your PM likes a little genocide, you might be Canadian

If your PM admires Chinese dictatorships, you might be Canadian

If your PMs wife was sleeping with Idris Elba, you might be Canadian

If your PM has the testosterone level of a champion ribbon dancer, you might be Canadian

If your PM is a global embarrassment, you might be Canadian

If your PM is more concerned about his socks than the first Nations having clean drinking water, you might be Canadian

If your PM utters gibberish such as 'she-cession' you might be Canadian

If your PM is about to collapse the economy, you might be Canadian

If your PM is ridiculed in major motion pictures, you might be Canadian

If your PM cries and whimpers on cue, you might be Canadian

If your PM is known as the coward of the cottage, you might be Canadian

If your PM thinks he is more virtuous and pretty than Mary Poppins, you might be Canadian

If your PM is more scandalous than Gary Busey on a binge, you might be Canadian

If your caucasian PM dresses like an East Indian, you might be Canadian

If your PM's favorite writing utensil starts and ends with crayon, you might be Canadian

If your PM elbows women, you might be Canadian

If your PM works less than a millennial, you might be Canadian

If your PM calls you a racist, you might be Canadian

If your PM gets on his knees, even in public, you might be Canadian