Hello so I asked my sister to wash the dishes and went to the room to study my 200 slides q-history pseudo-book. She then enters the room to sleep so I walk out to continue studying because I'm a good sister and I want her to have a good sleep. I walk into the kitchen, and to my
prediction, the dishes are piled up like a mini mount everest, seriously I don't remember us inviting a hundred person over for iftar. Because I'm so lucky she has apparently decided to bake a cake, as I find a wet sift with flour chunks stuck on it, and clingy burnt sugar on a
pan in a failed attempt to make caramel sauce I guess. She uses bazillion spoons (which are the most kitchenware I hate) per task so all the house's spoons are in the sink. I'm bugged because our contract that says "If you use something you wash it" has been violated, and now I
have more dishes to do and more tasks to stress over. I, obsequiously, finish the dishes, and just as I'm about to dry my hands, my considerate brother comes with his half full coffee cup and dirty plate ..here comes one of my biggest pet peeves.. and
places them into the sink while giving me the most sheepishly annoying smile. I'm expressing my annoyance here on the blue bird app because I'm too scared to talk to, let alone look at, my reflection during this hour of the night, and my reflection is probably sick of my daily
blabbering and I'm very much convinced that one day, it will headlock me or butt-kick me into another mirroric(?) dimension.
On behalf of me and the Mawadas community, I apologise for the negative energy I have just spread.
My dear 16 million followers wish me luck as I cry over
the 190 slides left to study.
Thank you very much and I wish you a very pleasant evening.
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