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Things that I'd rather see or do than watch a darklina sex scene a thread
First off I'd rather have kaz rip out BOTH my eyeballs and toss me into the sea
I'd rather Read five of crows
Swallow bombs and regurgitate them every 20 minutes
See wesper break up and never get back together
I'd be happy to read the epilogue of clockwork princess til the END OF TIME if it meant that I'd never watch a darklina sex scene
Jump of the empire state building without a parachute
Have a conversation about politics with my grandparents
Tell my parents that they were right
Only listen to kids bop for the rest of my life
Be in a room with Jan Van Eck and not try to kill him
Huge a tiger
Get a full Brazilian
Be in a room filled with feral year 8s
Only eat and drink laxities for the rest of my life
Be roommates with Zara Dearborn and tatiana blackthorn
Attend a trump rally
Be neighbors with Ned Flanders
Move to North Korea
