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Things that I& #39;d rather see or do than watch a darklina sex scene a thread
First off I& #39;d rather have kaz rip out BOTH my eyeballs and toss me into the sea
I& #39;d rather Read five of crows
Swallow bombs and regurgitate them every 20 minutes
See wesper break up and never get back together
I& #39;d be happy to read the epilogue of clockwork princess til the END OF TIME if it meant that I& #39;d never watch a darklina sex scene
Jump of the empire state building without a parachute
Have a conversation about politics with my grandparents
Tell my parents that they were right
Only listen to kids bop for the rest of my life
Be in a room with Jan Van Eck and not try to kill him
Huge a tiger
Get a full Brazilian
Be in a room filled with feral year 8s
Only eat and drink laxities for the rest of my life
Be roommates with Zara Dearborn and tatiana blackthorn
Attend a trump rally
Be neighbors with Ned Flanders
Move to North Korea
