Asexual Enby story time because you keep asking for more representation:
“Is this a fad?”
I can only speak for myself, but as an adolescent I was so skeeved by turning into an adult, sexualized woman that I quit every single school activity that started making me dress like one.
Like, I literally gave up music and art because at 10-12 they started requiring nylons and heels for uniforms and I was so not cool seeing myself.

When I was 15 I had a girl BFF for the first time. She would go have sex with her boyfriend at someone’s basement. I never snitched.
She “hooked me up” with his buddy as a ‘boyfriend’, but we just played MUDs on the computer while we were waiting and I was honestly very confused by everything that was happening.
I tried having boyfriends in my teens, but I really I just wanted to fit in with my friends and also have people to do group Halloween cosplay with. Everything else was gross. One of the guys is happily married to a man, now.

I skipped senior prom for laser tag to fight the man.
I hope you have found the saga of my life fails entertaining and also educational if you are that 15 year old today, when we actually have words for such things.
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