countries i think are gay: a THREAD

SWEDEN

annoying white cis gay that thinks all oppression revolves around white cis gays

DENMARK

was on the gaysfortrump train i fear

CANADA

gay person that makes being gay their whole personality

NORWAY

2013 era tumblr gay, probably knows what zedsexism means

ARMENIA

internalized homophobia

BRAZIL

do i even have to say anything about this one

IRELAND

was top 10 worldwide in the lgbt history category on quizup

FRANCE

either a very beautiful lesbian or a very annoying gay take ur pick

ENGLAND

the republic of chuuchnya does not recognize the united kingdom and supports the reunification of ireland as well as the independence of scotland.

VIETNAM

we all saw those stats grindr posted

NETHERLANDS

stoner gay that you only hang out with to get stoned

ICELAND

fun gay

LEBANON

SPAIN

either another fun gay or a gay you’d avoid at all costs and there’s no in between

AZERBAIJAN

claims to be straight but look at their eurovision entries...

songs that homophobic countries send to eurovision

GREECE

they were doing all kinds of gay shit back in the day

ITALY

catholic gay

THAILAND

gay person i wanna be friends with

SLOVENIA

gay person that went through a furry phase

did not think i was gonna be spending my afternoon calling different countries gay but here i am

ALBANIA

i’ve never met an albanian man that wasn’t gay like there is something in the water there that is fruitifying the men and i think it’s the same shit they put in chromatica oreos tbh

MALTA

gay that almost made @stxtements parents get divorced

BELGIUM

might just be an art student idk

SEYCHELLES

gay person that’s still going to heaven

CROATIA

MEXICO

i have never met a straight mexican therefore i don’t believe they exist

GERMANY

i’m still going for some reason

UKRAINE

i mean let’s look at the material

this next one...

IRAN

fruitiest people alive

PORTUGAL

gay person that’s kinda cool but kinda suspicious... hmm...

SERBIA

as if the country that gave us hurricane and jelena karleuša wasn’t gonna be in this thread

COSTA RICA

gay person that i would be friends with

TURKEY

turkey that closet is made of glass and i’m not even sorry

armenia turkey iran and azerbaijan

ARGENTINA

the presidents son is an orbit like HELLLOOOOO

COLOMBIA

kali uchis queered cartagena

ESTONIA

AUSTRALIA

GEORGIA

gay person that instantly became my bff after a 5 minute conversation in a club bathroom

also got gayer after marijuana consumption was legalized

CHILE

gay person that... that... gay person that um... gay person...

gay people... gay people when the worst song... um... chile is a gay country because... because...

HMMM https://twitter.com/theredvelution/status/1385388139649380354

EGYPT

RUSSIA

one of them turned out to be homophobic but we don’t need to acknowledge that

ok i’m almost done i swear

PHILIPPINES

SAUDI ARABIA

gay person that only hangs around straights and tries to prove that they’re not an annoying gay (they are)