1. #BeardExit was on my mind after I achieved full protection from the Moderna vaccination. As I began to execute my plan, some of you noticed my Twitter photo changing.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair
2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair
2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
2. #BeardExit ... phase 1 was experimenting with different beard ideas.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair
3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
3. My #AlbertEinstein phase was #2 in my #BeardExit plan. So exactly how can I rock this? In the end, I decided I was as much #MarkTwain as Einstein.This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber 💈 for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits

This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair
4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
4. #BeardExit ... phase 3, first haircut in 15 mo. Introducing Jim Simon, my only barber for the last 49 years ... looking at all that hair. #ShaveAndAHaircutTwoBits This #thread documents my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new self. #LifeDuringPandemic #ApocalypseHair
5. After #BeardExit I return to my pre-apocalypse appearance. This will be my new profile photo ... knocking off several decades. Still wearing a mask.

This #thread documented my #ThreePhase plan & introduces my new photo.

#LifeDuringPandemic
#ApocalypseHair
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