Haven’t been to a date in forever actually... that date that gives me butterflies maan!

That date that starts at 5pm and next thing it’s 12AM and restuarants are closing but y’all still want to chat up so you take it home... open another bottle and just have some lekker conversations over wine and some contemporary jazz...

Drink till 3AM and now she’s intoxicated so she needs to sleep over by you and you start preparing the spare bedroom for her, take out a shirt for her and get her a bottle of water with some Grandpa for when she wakes up.

Following day she wakes up but is shy to move around so she waits for you 2 come knock and she complains about her slight hangover... you suggest Chicken Licken and she decides she’ll be the one to order from her phone. While she does that, you go look for a toothbrush and clothe

You give it to her so she quickly washes her face and brushes her teeth, you then tell her to meet you in the kitchen after for a cup of coffee coffee... she does so and highlights how you have a beautiful home. While having coffee, security calls and says there is a delivery.

The Chicken Licken party 16 is here and y’all immediately dive in... while having your hangover meal, you mention that you enjoyed her company and still do, she blushes. You suggest a young braai, just you and her to go over things you didn’t get to talk about.

She agrees but mentions that she needs to go to her place to get a change of clothes... you say okay but then suggest you go shopping together and she agrees so haaak matorikisi Sandton City tou, H&M for clothes, Woolies for braai stuff and some bubbly and wine.

While you are at Woolies, one of your boys call and suggest hanging out since it’s a Saturday... you look at her and smile then say you can’t but he can come join you at your place as you are hosting someone very important... she looks at and smiles.

And you are within!

Next thing you know... three of your gents are there, the other is starting the fire while the other is by the corner smoking. You and the hun are in the kitchen deciding on pap or rolls! She’s from Venda so she has attachment issues with pap

So you settle for both! One of the gents calls for your name and tells you that Thabang and his hun are on the way... so you say cool, you send Thabang the code.... that time go dlala the Duke Soul tribute by Remedy Mixtapes SA and it’s a lekker vibe!

Meat goes to the braai stand, baby girl is having her Steenberg Brut while you and the gents have beer, namba continues to dlala. You look at her while she goes on about her phone(prolly on Twitter) and you just wonder why... how did she get you so hooked!...

Anyway you let it be... you decide to head to the kitchen so you get started on the pap, she walks in just as you are about to put salt in the water(for pap) and immediately looks at you shocked.

“Haibo and then?”

Anyways she decides she will handle the pap, but makes a note

Gore she won’t be doing this everytime... the only thing you hear is “everytime” and you chuckle as you ask her about your future as in you and her. She looks at you rolls her eyes and says “not like that damnit”.

But deep down you know she meant it like that but you let it be

She then mentions that she will have to leave later in the evening as she hasn’t been home since yesterday at 5PM and you suddenly get hit by a wave of sadness. You think of begging her to stay the night again but decide to let her finish with the pap first.

She’s perfect

Perfect for you and you can tell from just looking at her, being around her, the fact that you had been friends on insta for years and y’all would talk. Last night’s date just sealed everything... well atleast from your side!

Love? Fxck you can’t be inlove now, it’s too soon

You go to the gents and just as you get there, Thabang walks in screaming “hai guys it’s 2021, can we have the yanos... we ain’t at a funeral”. Y’all tell him to fxck off

Y’all do your bro hugs and all that, you greet Thabang’s hun and tell her to come thru to the kitchen

You introduce Thabang’s hun to your Venda potential and they seem to get along... you smile and ask Tee’s hun what she’d want to drink, she says a glass of Glen Carlou will do so you do as told.

While you sort out the drinks, Dinaledi comes through thanks to Thabang wa mapiano

Not a bad choice from Tee... he was actually dedicating the song to his hun, she loves it. She comes out running to give Tee a hug and so they can dance, you then seize the moment to go check on the babe, she’s almost done with the pap.

You look at her and she looks at you then

... her lips, you don’t know if she’d think you are wild if you just kissed her.

Eyes still locked, sexual tension...

“Would you like to stay over the night again?” you blurt out.

And there goes the opportunity to kiss her..

She looks away coz she yearned for that kiss you ncishad her, looks again this time with little to no lust left in her eyes... says she misses her place so she doubts that would work.

You are disappointed but hope she will change her mind as the night goes. A drink you ask and..

She says yes... you pour her a drink then try set up the food since pap is almost ready. No need for salad recipes and knives all over because Woolies ready made came through for y’all

The vibe outside is back to deep house... with Brazo Wa Afrika doing the most

You tell her to come join y’all outside... as soon as y’all head out, Thabang ka go phapha say “my boy is this the lady who we will be paying Lobola for? She looks like a lekker one, what’s her name again”

Typical Thabang... You laugh and agree to whatever he is saying just to dismiss him because once Tee drinks di Jager... he goes nuts!

You go inside again this time to dish the pap, baby girl follows you and just by the stove... the first kiss happens!

Unexpectedly but perfect

Ebile ke lapile fokkk! They eat and start dating...

Bye bye