I& #39;ve never done a thread.

-A thread
While this is technically a thread, it isn& #39;t much of one because it& #39;s just talking about itself being a thread
Threads usually have a point, but this one doesn& #39;t
It& #39;s just me acting my IQ in the form of a thread
I don& #39;t blame you for not reading this thread because I don& #39;t even discuss important thread things
like thread count in sheets
or the material of thread. Cotton, polyester...
or eyebrows getting threaded
This wasn& #39;t a thread, so I still haven& #39;t done one. Trust me, you& #39;re better off not reading a thread I would compose.
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