I've never done a thread.

-A thread
While this is technically a thread, it isn't much of one because it's just talking about itself being a thread
Threads usually have a point, but this one doesn't
It's just me acting my IQ in the form of a thread
I don't blame you for not reading this thread because I don't even discuss important thread things
like thread count in sheets
or the material of thread. Cotton, polyester...
or eyebrows getting threaded
This wasn't a thread, so I still haven't done one. Trust me, you're better off not reading a thread I would compose.
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