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Look, I& #39;ve had 3 soft pretzels and a handful of red vines this morning, so believe me when I say I am ready to destroy your hot takes
You think candidates need paper resumes? Access to printers is limited for many people for a variety of reasons. *You* can always print out their resume as part of your *prep* for interviews if you& #39;d like to reference it.
Do you think college degrees are important for everyone? They& #39;re not! Move on!
Do you think fat people are unhealthy and/or need to lose weight? We don& #39;t! We& #39;re doing great 
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Do you think there are too many BIPOC protagonists on tv in an attempt to satisfy diversity? That& #39;s probably because there are so few of those folks in your life! Get ready for stories that aren& #39;t always about you - they& #39;re probably more interesting.
Do you think hot dogs are sandwiches? From the bottom of my heart, I don& #39;t care.
Do you think there is one superior operating system? What a fun way for you to have fewer friends. Not all technology is accessible or available to everyone.
Do you think pronouns in bios are "lefty bullshit"? It& #39;s actually quite nice and respectful. If you don& #39;t agree, you can keep that thought inside. Put it in your mental hot take rolodex under "N" for Nope and don& #39;t say it.
Do you think some hairstyles are unprofessional? That& #39;s because you& #39;ve been taught what professionalism looks like by white supremacist systems! Question your own biases and move on!
Do you have an opinion on breastfeeding? Apply it to your own nipples and your own children. Other people might make different decisions, which is fine because it does not involve your nipples or your children.
Do you think selfies are vain? Too bad! I& #39;m cute!
In summary, I& #39;m running low on sugar and patience for hot takes that are exclusive, classist, racist, ableist, and inconsiderate.
You will not get a retweet or mention from me for making others feel small.
You will not get a retweet or mention from me for making others feel small.
