Best Benny the Bull moments, a thread.
Benny shows his athleticism. This unexpected court side dive was the most hilarious and random thing any mascot has ever done. Brilliant idea by the big Bull
Benny truly becomes a bull. Although old, this is still gold. Benny charges straight into an unsuspecting victim at full speed, reminiscent of an actually bull. Benny keeps being a chad
Benny proceeds to intervene with a couples argument, ending up in successfully stealing that mans girl, while winning the hearts of the entire Chicago crowd. Benny keeps winning.
Benny proceeds to perform highly elite military stealth to get past the news presenter. This was true genius from Benny and it was a true display of dominance.
Benny takes out a Lakers fan. This was a truly excellent move by Benny as it warns the Lakers fans to never come to Chicago turf again. Benny once again keeps winning.
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