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Buying a single magnificent piece of poplar to own the libs.
Who among us does not need more random lumber in our lives? The odd plank? The occasional bit of plywood?
Can't wait to see the entirely real construction need for which the piece of poplar was purchased. Snowflake beta soyboy that I am, I'd otherwise suspect signaling of some kind, but of course virtue signaling is something only sjw-types do, not serious conservative thinkers.
Now please excuse me, I'm going to have my front desk clear the rest of my schedule for the day, as I will need to recover from the massive owning I just underwent.
(Apologies for the gnomic nature of this thread to people who have no idea what I'm talking about, but as always I refuse to boost any right-wing asshat's social media impact by actually naming them.)
