lol did I tell yal the story of how Mprue and I were at Monte casino last month and caught a 2 year ban

They took our IDs and pictures

Security even followed us to the car to make sure we leave

Qala-yiva

The security was holding mprue by her underwear

1) ok let’s go

So mprue and I were in Jo’burg for work as usual
Chilling in sandton high and drunk ..the vibes ya know

We nice dawg ,life is easy

2) mprue gets a dm from some Chipi that has been nagging her to chill

Now I always tell people that mprue actually is shy and can’t speak to women ..so she asks me to come with her so she doesn’t get anxious

Cool

We decide let’s go to Monte for sundowners

3) we arrive ..we high as a kite ...and decide to go to milk n honey .. u know aesthetics

And it just looked nice and laid back

4) we order Jager shots and tell them to keep the savanna coming ...understand how happy we are

I mean we always happy together but that day we were happy bec the vibes were Nca ....

5) 45 min later ...Mprue’s Dm friend arrives .. can’t give any clues bec she is well known on this app
Nice lady ..we all chill and introduce ourselves
And yeah ..we start talking and take more shots ..the vibes man ..they were there

2 hours later we floating ..mprue and this lady decide they wanna smoke up

Now I decline bec when I’m a certain drunk/tipsy I can’t smoke weed as it makes me wanna throw up

7) cool so mprue and her new friend decide to go and smoke ... I stay and keep drinking
I notice no man 30 min passed and no ways a jay takes 30 min to smoke .. so since we seated by the outside tables ..I look over the rail to see if they own their way back

8) I don’t see them,so I decide to drink ..as I’m about to turn my head back to the table ..I see like 6 security guards running ..and I hear commotion ...so I ask the waiter wtf is going on

The waiter replies “ some people were just arrested for smoking weed in the mall “

9) so I do the maths ..and it’s mathing ... I look over the rail and I see mprue with her new friend

They really not man handling mprue dm friend ..but mprue ? I could see her underwear the way they were grabbing her jean

10) mprue is shouting that she’s Zulu and they can talk ..the securities aren’t hearing anything

Instead they said “ the time we finish with u ,u will go back to your clan in Kzn “ IDk man but that was kinda uncalled for

11) so I rush out the restaurant and ask the securities what’s the problem ?

Before they could answer , mprue tells them she came with me

Do they not handcuff me also unprovoked

12) now I’m confused .... and I ask them why am I arrested ... then one guy rants and says “ you durban boys think yal can run Jozi ,we will show yal “

I’m so confused and drunk
I just asked why my friend was in cuffs next thing I’m handcuffed

13) now we all outside the restaurant in cuffs trying to understand what is going on

Did the waiter not run out and say “ before u take them can they settle the bill “ I’m like “why aren’t u telling them I was sitting here the whole time “

Didn’t even tip that snake

14) now they taking us to that small cell /security room they have in the casino ..I’m annoyed and sober ..and I ask mprue where did they smoke .. mprue explains it was just a few meters from the restaurant..

I’m like why didn’t u go outside
She says “but we were nje “

15 ) I look at mprue ,and at that point I nearly dropped kicked

I’m like “ you realize u guys were still in the mall , they put wall paper on the ceiling that makes it look like u outside ..it’s to help gamblers stay in the casino longer as they still think it’s day “

16) mprue replies “ ohhhh shit ..I thought that was the actual sky “

At this point I’m begging the security for the jay they took bec I need it ...after all the shit mprue put me thru

17) the securities take pictures of all of us
Take copies of our ids and they put them on the system

Then they gave 3 of us atleast a 20 page document each to sign
..as we signing they explain that we not even allowed outside the casino or we get arrested n charged

18) they literally walked us to my car and watched us get in ..as we came out the boom gate ..the short one shouted “ yal don’t come back druggies “

We dropped off mprue’s dm friend ... we went back to our air bnb and we slept ..didn’t discuss anything ..just slept ..it was 9pm

That’s how we caught a ban ....I guess we will see Monte in 2023