rating different states based on the vibe they give: a thread ( 🧵)
disclaimer: this is just for fun purposes, is very much a joke
California: 6/10

when i think of cali i think of only rich and white people live there. althought this wouldve been a seven but certain influencers that arent good people live there i give it a 6/10
Alaska: 7/10

alaska seems cool and from what my brain says it says that most of the people there are fairly unproblematic, probaly because i barley hear anyone talk about alaska so that makes me think people there are just chilling
Delaware: 2/10

barley ever hear of this state. dont think people even live there. feel like a pack of wolves just roams the streets in this state at all times
indiana: 3/10

wtf. i hate the name. this makes the state suck. the name is spelt so weird. still better than that delaware state that im suprised exists
new mexico: 8/10

sounds like a fun place based on the name and the flag is yellow so it makes me think that people there are always happy
pennsylvania: 9/10

idk why but my brain immediately loves this state. it also reminds me of the office which is a huge plus. brain tells me that everyone there is really nice
wyoming: 1/10

wtf. this state just dosent exist
Massachusetts: 0/10

no. i hate the name its so long and complicated. fuck this state
south dakota: 3/10
seems better than north dakota, but not by much
Florida: 5/10

wouldve been a 4/10 but the people from this state are reckless and i like that energy
new hampshire: 2/10

no sane person lives in new hampshire. just leave the state dude its not worth it
rhode island: 8/10

i love the name. the song rhode island by the front bottoms makes me love this state
connecticut: 8/10

atleast two of my oomfs live here. theyre fun so this state is cool. minus one point from being so far away from me tho
Louisiana: 1/10

seems like a repulican state
colorado: 1/10

no one who lives here wants to be there, also i feel like the people who live here are mildly racist but not so open about it, so its hard to notice
minnesota: 0/10

no
maryland: -10000000/10

the dobre brothers are from here. that says enough about the state
illinois: 3/10

feel like this state is half reoulican and half liberal, but the name pisses me off
wisconsin: 6/10

only white people live here. also cheese so like +1 point
west virginia: 7/10

funny name. haha virgin
vermont: 6/10

feel like only rich people live here. i heard alot of rich people go skiing here so -1 point
hawaii: 9/10

very unproblematic in my eyes. the people here seem so nice, makes it seem like a nice state
adding the rest give me a sec
montana: 0/10

......
new jersey: 8/10

from what ive heard this state seems chill
idaho: -11111220030400/10

WHO THE FUCK CHOOSES TO LIVE IN IDAHO WILLINGLY
arkansas: 3.2/10

little bit better than illinois, not by much. the name is infuriating
texas: 2/10

yeehaw and guns. but land tax i heard is low so +1
North Carolina: 5/10

i dont hear many conplaints about this state. still seems sus tho
north dakota: 2/10

yall got too many norths also wtf who names their kid let alone a state dakota. makes state bad big nono
kentucky: 0/10

makes me think of guns
iowa: 3/10

salvageable, but no one who lives here is happy
kansas: 4/10

its okay i guess, but i wouldnt step anywhere near this state
utah: 4/10

same as kansas
arizona: 5/10

knew a girl who lived here, very warm state so yeah
maine: 9/10

this state from what ik has alot of trees. also boarders canada so thats really cool
georgia: 0/10

self explanatory
tennessee: 1/10

replulican. gun. beer
nebraska: 3/10

replulican. gun. beer. but still better than tennessee
oregon: fuck off

fuck off
michigan: 4/10

detroit
alabama: 0/10

no. abolish this state rn
nevada: 1/10

seems like alabama but a bit better
south carolina: 3/10

seems worse than north carolina
virginia: 6/10

sounds funny. funny name
ohio: 0/10

ohio, white boy. its evrrydaybro
oklahoma: 2/10

seems like only weirdos come from oklahoma
missouri: 2/10

if i say anything bad about this state i feel like ill be ridiculed by the people who live there becasue they give off a mean vibe. so ill just put the number and go
washington: 4/10

ok
new york: 5/10

seems overratted but also seems fun
mississippi: 3/10

no.
end of thread yeah yeah

this is from a Canadian perspective ik nothing about the states barley
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