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turning myself in, a thread
*walks in to police station*
Front Desk Person: “What are you here for”
Me: “To be locked up for my tweets :(“
Front desk Person: “Step into the waiting room”
Front Desk Person: “What are you here for”
Me: “To be locked up for my tweets :(“
Front desk Person: “Step into the waiting room”
*Waits in waiting room*
Random police officer: “The chief and his accomplice are ready to see you”
*Walks with him to room*
Random police officer: “The chief and his accomplice are ready to see you”
*Walks with him to room*
*Walks into checking room*
Warden: Hello, I am Warden Knov, with my accomplice Wing, we are here to check you before you enter prison, stand there please.”
Warden: Hello, I am Warden Knov, with my accomplice Wing, we are here to check you before you enter prison, stand there please.”
*They check omni*
Knov and Wing: “Okay ur good, now let’s go to your cell and have some fun cause you’ve been a bad boy ;)”
Knov and Wing: “Okay ur good, now let’s go to your cell and have some fun cause you’ve been a bad boy ;)”
*An Hour Later*
*Gets Kicked out of Jail for making another big mess with Knov and Wing 
*
Me: “That was so fun I loved the part when Knov ***** **** ** **** and then Wing **** ** **** **
”
Aftermath of how they left the place
*Me: “That was so fun I loved the part when Knov ***** **** ** **** and then Wing **** ** **** **
”Aftermath of how they left the place
end of thread 
