turning myself in, a threadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

*walks in to police station*
Front Desk Person: “What are you here for”
Me: “To be locked up for my tweets :(“
Front desk Person: “Step into the waiting room”

*Waits in waiting room*
Random police officer: “The chief and his accomplice are ready to see you”
*Walks with him to room*

*Walks into checking room*
Warden: Hello, I am Warden Knov, with my accomplice Wing, we are here to check you before you enter prison, stand there please.”

*They check omni*
Knov and Wing: “Okay ur good, now let’s go to your cell and have some fun cause you’ve been a bad boy ;)”

*An Hour Later*

*Gets Kicked out of Jail for making another big mess with Knov and Wing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">*

Me: “That was so fun I loved the part when Knov ***** **** ** **** and then Wing **** ** **** **https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">”

Aftermath of how they left the place

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