Does Anybody know the difference between Moderna microchip and Pfizer microchip?

I am reading almost all comments but nobody didn't get superpower of cooking steak well done or rare remotely.

In case husbands and wives get pregnant due to microchips' side effects, you guy can fill class lawsuits against Bill Gates or if spouses become suspicious, you can use pastor Rubio's daily verses on how Virgin Mary got pregnant.

Words on streets is, after midnight:
With Pfizer chip you can watch free porn.
With Moderna chip you can watch true crime.

Pfizer chip works with Jewish space laser.
Moderna chip works with Angelo- Saxon space laser.

If you get Pfizer chip, you will get a lot of proposals from Nigerian prince in your DM.
If you get Moderna chip, you will get a lot of sexy Bitcoin Rep scammers in your DM.