I have questions about the “destined” part.
Are you just ... dead for a while, then a month later sit up as a vampire? Don’t you have to be alive to become undead? Are you in the coffin at the time, or is the cat jumping over the coffin you keep in the shed in readiness? https://twitter.com/NonFictioness/status/1385150632051548162
Are you just ... dead for a while, then a month later sit up as a vampire? Don’t you have to be alive to become undead? Are you in the coffin at the time, or is the cat jumping over the coffin you keep in the shed in readiness? https://twitter.com/NonFictioness/status/1385150632051548162
I need to know before I head down to CostCo to pick up a coffin and a cat
Honestly, why wouldn’t I want to become a vampire. As far as I can tell, it’s like chronic illness life but easier. Thirsty all the time? Sleep all day? Very specific diet? Look like death?
Oh but I’m never sick again and have super strength and uh I can FLY???

Oh but I’m never sick again and have super strength and uh I can FLY???
I can learn to style a widow’s peak