RWBY Volume 8 Thread
(Spoilers)
Welcome to RWBY where we never learned Rule 1 of DnD....

NEVER SPLIT THE DAMN PARTY!
And that is how you send a message kids.
Salem and the adventures of capturing her ex-husband who is now a teenage boy.
I’m digging this new intro
I sure do hate when I’m trapped in prison with...

My Boyfriend
My Political Rival
and a Cyber-Terrorist
“You do realize you already caught me.” *Gun smack to the face*

That shit was great. xD
Yang out here telling someone not to be a racist bitch. xD
“He said people were gonna die, because of me.”

“That was a lie, only said that to hurt you.”

Was it a lie though? Was it really just a lie?
Nora’s happy jump after literally air launching someone was beautiful.
Oscar gets fuckin mauled
The Grimm really out here pulling a Caesar from Planet of the Apes with that “No”
So they both explained Rubys semblance and gave it more abilities like Multi-Party carry.

Interesting.
Gonna be honest, The one Rabbit character who has the semblance of speed is a total bitch. She’s cute, but a total bitch.
“If you can’t beat them, then make them join you.”

More evil way of saying that. I like it!
Hare is the speed semblance girls name and yeah, I can confirm, she is a real Cunt.
Damn Ren. Low blow, bringing up Jaune cheating his way into Beacon. Way to go for below the belt.
“My long lost Ozma”

Oscar, scream Stranger Danger if she touches you.
Neo’s just having a good time being sassy as fuck.

There’s reasons she is my namesake.
Neo about to merc an old lady.
Penny really just wants to save people man. Let the poor girl do that.
Penny’s “I love you” as she was being hacked and falling out of the sky....

Damn, that fuckin hurt
The message broadcast was nice and made their point.

But maybe saying “Hey, Salem wants to bring back the GODS to kill us all if we don’t get along.” would of been a good thing to mention.
Oh boy, Cinder backstory.

Sorry show, but no matter what you do, I’ll always hate Cinder, ain’t nothing gonna make me think that bitch is a good character.
Damn, Cinder was a bitch even as a child. No surprise, once a bitch, always a bitch.
If Salem wants to play dirty and sabotage. Why not play the same.

I like you Ozpin/Oscar. That is a smart idea.
And that’s what Salem meant as the show is about to start.

No shields, no protection, and grimm are now on your floating Haven.

Your move Ironwood.
And with that, we end Episode 1-6 of RWBY Season 8. We will cover Episode 7-12 tomorrow.
And we are back! And Salem is having the time of her life launching all those Grimm!
Oh shit! This character is trans!
Hells yeah!
“I outrank you.”

Yeah, go Winter! Tell that Rabbit to shut the fuck up!
Wheatley isn’t a horrible child and Penny crashes onto everyone’s doorstep.
Wheatley has gone from Rich Prick, to Rich Prick who actually cares for Humanity.

I like it.
What the hell happened to Weiss’s Mom? I was thinking she was an alcoholic due to Weiss’s Father being abusive, but I feel like their is so much more.
Weiss’s mom can summon.

Was she a huntress? That would explain the fear of Grimm and alcoholism.
That Grimm had a person inside. NEAT!
If it isn’t Neon and her group..... well shit, They are gonna die aren’t they?
Salems response to hearing about Summer Rose is unique.

“Her again”

Something much deeper is definitely going on with Summer.
HAZEL IS A BADASS!
Magic Cane powers! And DAMN, that shit was graphic! Like her blood is black but still!
Who needs to use a bomb on the Whale when you have MAGIC WIZARD POWERS! WTF!?
My girl just skipping away with the Lamp.
Arthur is SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT Cinder!
Ironwood’s really going a little crazy. Slammed the table apart like it was nothing.
“You can watch as I destroy it.”

Ironwood really just played the Help Me or I commit Genocide card.

Holy Shit!
Ironwood really was about to shoot a man in the back. God damn!

I kind of like this route they made Ironwood take, just he always felt like someone who had his finger on the trigger and was willing to do whatever he had to do for himself. And this shows it.
Did that just confirm the Grimm Summer theory?
Yoooo, we got two cuss words in one speech! Fuck yeah! Swearing!
“You did the right thing.”

“I know, it’s weird.”

Being a good guy is weird, and...

Kicking the shit out of Ironwood! You love to see it!
I’m starting to think the gods were very much into that Beyoncé song.

“Chains and Whips excite me”
Did I... Did my namesake of Neo help with this?

Yeah.

But listen, Shit happens!
Well shit.

Weiss’s Father just got blown apart to kingdom come.

I mean, he had it coming.
Well that’s.... fucking dark
I just had to say it
Well shit... I liked that guy...
CINDER YOU CUNT
Are they really gonna just kill Penny.... AGAIN!?
Did Jaune just kill her? Or did she kill herself?
So Winter is the Winter maiden.

Seems almost fitting except for the fact that it’s kind of a waste of Penny’s character..... AGAIN.
Ironwood gets blown up by his own gun.

We can now call him Irony(wood)
Things Volume 8 did right:

1: A story of failing but sticking together and facing the inevitable.

2: Redeeming Winter and Wheatley.

I didn’t hate Volume 8. It was actually really good, however....
Things Volume 8 did wrong:

1: Wasting Penny’s Character

2: Wasting the death of Clover to some lame side plot about friendship

3: Most of what happened with Cinder was like nails on a chalkboard, she will never be a good villain, and she will never be a good character.
I would give it a 8/10

Honestly prefer this Volume over 4-6 any day. My ranking has to be...

Volume 3
Volume 2
Volume 8
Volume 7
Volume 1
Volume 6
Volume 4
Volume 5
Alright! Since when did we get to Animal Kingdom in Disney World!?
And now we play the game of LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS!
Final Comment before this thread ends.

Cinders Shaft, I feel at this point we are all being fucked by it.
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