i know i have a beautiful dog named totoro and that that's the dream, but rn im just feeling really resentful and sad that i dont have a dog named cubone. idk just feeling bad about this
like dont get me wrong sometimes i call totoro cubone as a nickname. but i feel a hole in my life in the shape of a dog properly named cubone
There’s a sadness here
at people saying "just get a second dog": if i actually got a second dog, its name would have to be Catbus. an absolutely fucking stellar name for a dog. i couldn't compromise on that. Cubone is a pipe dream and i know that.
ok now im mad i dont have a dog named Catbus. that name is so cute for a dog that im gonna cry. dont steal this for your own dogs. just give me time
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