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I’m watching y’all like each tweet and if I see you only liking some of them, I’m lowkey thinking I offended you in someway OR it wasn’t good enough for you, so reader, reader: I’m sorry I failed you. Do not go back and like prior tweets just because you feel bad now. It’s done.
Ok I switched to a instrumental space playlist to just play in the background and it’s really nice but I only did it because some of the songs were killing my vibe. Like no...
Also, like it also kills my vibe more when I can’t identify the lyrics which are songs I haven’t cared enough to learn the lyrics to or simply songs I don’t know. Deafinitely a mood killer because now you gotta work for your music and decipher/sync shit... who got the time???
Deafies, tell me you relate? Like don’t leave a man hanging here...
Ew... I just used the word “man” to refer to myself. Um... no. I am not *dry heaves* a man. 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht"> I’m not even NB at this point. I am what is called, “not to be perceived”.
Also, for the record, I write these fully knowing this is on Twitter meaning I am fully aware people are going to read these, that is if they make it this far. If you have, I hope that this is the tiniest bit entertaining for you. If it’s not, then... sucks for you I guess.
SHIT DID MY THREAD BREAK??? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? THE THREE FATES?? ARGH NOW MY READERS ARE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME FOLLOWING AND NOW I CANT HID UNDER THE GUISE OF REALISTIC FICTION..... or can I? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
I am sorry to my readers. Why do you even follow me... is beyond me... but like I joined twitter thinking I was going to be all literary and shit but all I do is live-caption my undiagnosed adhd and walk the fine line between narcissism and self pity...
if my future employer find this thread... LMFAOOO this is not going to age well, someone get that Olay Regenerist Anti Aging cream before I’m jobless forever.
Seee... this is why I need to be self-employed... the benefits are gonna suck but at least I can’t fire me. I mean I WOULD fire me but like can’t fire the Deaf kid... ADA got my back. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
