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Ok one person responded and therefore, fulfilled my need for validation on this fine night so... I present to you:
My Trip (4/22/2021)
*for legal reasons, this is realistic fiction*
My Trip (4/22/2021)
*for legal reasons, this is realistic fiction*
Ok, at first I texted to my friend that my ears were cozy. That’s when I knew I was in for a good time.
Then I started playing music through my AirPods and I was jamming out to Sam Smith, signing the lyrics on the fly when I had the thought that I translate songs on the fly better in this state.
So I just recorded myself signing a whole song. I didn’t stop when I made a mistake, just one take and done. I didn’t watch it. I will evaluate my signing choices tmw when I’m back to myself. Maybe I should record me signing the same song when not taking a trip.
Anywhoozies, I had to connect my music to a speaker so I could pick up the music on the recording but that means disconnecting it from the phone so I used my iPad to control the music that to a speaker that was loud enough for me to hear. The speaker is important for later.
I’m only explaining this whole setup so when ableists hit me with the oh if it’s not BLASTING IN YOUR EARS, then how can you hear the music? Shut up. U PUT THE GRAM IN AUDIOGRAM AND ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL SO U MUST HAVE BILATERAL AUDISM. I’m SoOoo SoRrY... Jesus loves you bitch
Ok so recorded the song... done. And then I realized oh my speaker can light uppppp and change according to music... DEAF FRIENDLY AM I RITEEE?? So I’m vibing when I realize... oh my god LIGHT PAINTING. And I wondered if my iPhone could do it.
Turns out it can:
Now I’M SCARED THAT I THINK THAT THEYRE COOL NOW BUTTTTT I LEARNED TODAY THAT THC AFFECTS YOUR SENSE OF NOVELTY AND THATS WHY EVERYDAY THINGS FOR YOU FEEL LIKE NEW WHEN YOURE HIGH MEANING WHEN IM SOBER THESE PICTURES ARE GOING TO SUCK.
Also... *clears throat* *tilts glasses down my nose so I’m forced to tilt my head up and my nose into the cloud of complete snobbery* *reads from a scroll* The more tolerance you have to THC, the harder it is to feel that novelty factor. As with any substance...
And um... then I made the first tweet in this thread and now we here... live. Hello.
