Tonight’s feature

“Is that a young Mrs. Doubtfire on her way out to San Francisco?” - My brother, encountering Marjorie Main for the first time apparently

Brother: She’s so young it was an *attempted* Murder, She Wrote

I literally can’t take my brother anywhere.

Brother: Is that Glenn Close? She’s been the same age forever.

Me: I can’t believe they didn’t let Angela Lansbury sing. It’s so weird hearing that voice coming out of her mouth.
My brother: If they let her use her own voice she’d be singing about murders in Maine.

My brother: Did you see Judy?
Me: No.
Brother: Didn’t someone win an Oscar for playing her?
Me: Yes.
*pause*
Brother: Made a lasting impact on the culture, huh?

Me: *explains Ray Bolger to my brother*
Brother: Was he a friend of... his co-star?
Me: