same https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1385069605136343044
wait fuck i thought it said pies
i am achingly sorry to announce my account has been hacked
when i posted this it wasn’t me posting it, i left my phone in another room to go pray and when i came back i saw it had been moved and this post that i did not write was on it. i believe the fbi is coordinating against me. my wife won’t stop crying please think of my wife https://twitter.com/mxtaliajane/status/1385069990349582345
after several months of counseling with my church and looking to god for the answers i am now ready to admit publicly that i know who wrote this post, but i am practicing forgiveness and protecting them by not saying who they are or ever bringing this up again.
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