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Watching the Yankees these days...
It's like someone took a knife
edgy and dull
and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my skull
At night I wake up
with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running
through the middle of my head.
It's like someone took a knife
edgy and dull
and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my skull
At night I wake up
with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running
through the middle of my head.
And we would all go down together...
We said we'd all go down together...
Yes, we would all go down together...
We said we'd all go down together...
Yes, we would all go down together...
I've loved
I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill
my share of losing...
(Unfortunately, this great friendship between the two greatest Italian-Americans ever went very bad.)
I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill
my share of losing...
(Unfortunately, this great friendship between the two greatest Italian-Americans ever went very bad.)
Then I'm laying out my winter clothes
wishing I was gone
going home
where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me
leading me
to going home
wishing I was gone
going home
where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me
leading me
to going home
I think I'm entitled! I want the truth!
We lost again. I hate when that happens!
And we do NOT look mahvelous.
And we do NOT look mahvelous.
Yesterday
all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
I see the bad moon a-rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today
Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today
Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
Brian Cashman, you dirty rat!
(Yes, I know, he never said, "You dirty rat." But he did throw out the first ball at a 1981 World Series game.)
(Yes, I know, he never said, "You dirty rat." But he did throw out the first ball at a 1981 World Series game.)
"Brian Cashman's too ugly to be the Yankees' general manager! The Yankee GM should be pretty, like me!"
(Granted, Ali was old and no longer pretty by this point, but you get the idea.)
(Granted, Ali was old and no longer pretty by this point, but you get the idea.)
"Somebody come and rescue me, and the New York Yankees!"
I don't have a lyric from one of J-Lo's songs to use in this thread, I just like the picture.
No, that's not retouched: That's the actual posterior.
No, that's not retouched: That's the actual posterior.
