Thread by @so14below, I said I wasn’t watching #MarriedAtFirstSight Unmatchables, but this Black girl is [...]

so14below

I said I wasn’t watching #MarriedAtFirstSight Unmatchables, but this Black girl is so pretty and I want the best for her.

She ain’t even made out with anybody in 11 years.

This Xavius boy is too particular to

a) not be attractive
b) not have a shape up

#Unmatchables

THEY BETTER NOT MATCH THESE TWO UP ON A BLIND DATE!!!!!!!!

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

Pastor...his routine Aint what’s keeping women away.

TRUST ME

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

Pastor Cal was like “THIS NIGGA NEED A SHAPEUP” and finessed it as an exercise.

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

SHE HASNT KISSED ANYONE IN 11 YEARS???

Is our sis asexual?

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

The shapeup do make Xavius look a little better.

A LITTLE

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

They better not make them go on a date together!!

Xavius is 7 years younger than her....amongst other things.

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

Is Dexter cute or does he just have a nose ring?

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

Xavius saying he doesn’t like girls that don’t have nice teeth, but his mouth look like a pile of rocks.

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

WHY DID THEY HOOK THESE TWO UP??????

Viviana + Pastor Cal are FIRED.

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

“Bitchyalate!”

Xavius

#Unmatchables #MarriedAtFirstSight

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