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#Eurovision2021
My first tweet is kind of a bummer one to say that I really think The Roop might have peaked with On Fire - or maybe not, but Discoteque is just not doing it for me.
Also just to get rid of the elephant in the room, El Diablo is a fucking garbage song and I don& #39;t know what everyone is on about. Elena Tsagrinou is no Eleni Foureira and Cyprus just keeps trying to get that energy back. Spoilers: ain& #39;t gonna happen
Seriously kids no Cypriot act is ever gonna top the energy of this woman I mean my god https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6j4p3j ">https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6j...
I really like 10 Years, but I think Daði og Gagnamagnið honestly released a perfect song with Think About Things last year and I will eternally be so bummed that that never had a fair chance.
Also I& #39;m sad we won& #39;t see KEiiNO again, but MONUMENT wasn& #39;t nearly as good a song as Spirit in the Sky so maybe that& #39;s for the best.
Honestly talking about this year& #39;s songs is just making me want to tweet my favorite ESC moments from past contests so I don& #39;t know what that says for 2021
Anyway please enjoy the smash act that is Paula and Ovi circa 2010 to see just what an amazing thing Eurovision can be. Spoilers: everything is better with pyrotechnics https://youtu.be/J9EtMZXeQZw ">https://youtu.be/J9EtMZXeQ...
You have a short king, a tall woman in very tight pants, a double headed piano, enough talent to drown a toddler in, and just a shit ton of fire. This is peak Eurovision
Alright, one more before I resign this thread for the evening: Turkey, also 2010. A live performance so good it looks like a music video, a song that sounds like a Muse b-side, and a woman cutting herself out of a suit of armor with a circular saw. https://youtu.be/524Yy7JWBd4 ">https://youtu.be/524Yy7JWB...
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