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#Eurovision2021
My first tweet is kind of a bummer one to say that I really think The Roop might have peaked with On Fire - or maybe not, but Discoteque is just not doing it for me.
Also just to get rid of the elephant in the room, El Diablo is a fucking garbage song and I don't know what everyone is on about. Elena Tsagrinou is no Eleni Foureira and Cyprus just keeps trying to get that energy back. Spoilers: ain't gonna happen
Seriously kids no Cypriot act is ever gonna top the energy of this woman I mean my god https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6j4p3j 
I really like 10 Years, but I think Daði og Gagnamagnið honestly released a perfect song with Think About Things last year and I will eternally be so bummed that that never had a fair chance.
Also I'm sad we won't see KEiiNO again, but MONUMENT wasn't nearly as good a song as Spirit in the Sky so maybe that's for the best.
Honestly talking about this year's songs is just making me want to tweet my favorite ESC moments from past contests so I don't know what that says for 2021
Anyway please enjoy the smash act that is Paula and Ovi circa 2010 to see just what an amazing thing Eurovision can be. Spoilers: everything is better with pyrotechnics
You have a short king, a tall woman in very tight pants, a double headed piano, enough talent to drown a toddler in, and just a shit ton of fire. This is peak Eurovision
Alright, one more before I resign this thread for the evening: Turkey, also 2010. A live performance so good it looks like a music video, a song that sounds like a Muse b-side, and a woman cutting herself out of a suit of armor with a circular saw.
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