Things I Would Do as President of the US (not boring)

1. Aggressively weaponize immigration. Just brain drain the world as aggressively as possible. You're 24 yo estonian with a PHD in materials science? Congrats ur a citizen in 7-10 business days. You like baseball now.

2. Stop destabilizing Latin American countries and over throwing their elected leaders (slightly boring)

I feel like our LatAm foreign policy is just really, really stupid. With the right partners we could make a few mfg hubs to displace imports from China immensely

3. 20x the price of helium

The US is the source of almost all of the world's helium and the strategic reserve has been mismanaged. Sorry, kids, no more birthday balloons I'm trading it for rare earth metals as a flex

4. Separating the agency thst promote US crops from the agency that recommends diet because BIG CORN AND SOY HAVE A STRANGLEHOLD ON YHE AMERICAN DIET AND I WILL NOT LET THAT STAND

5. Begin heavily investing in West Africa and not standard World Bank Austerity shit that just starves people but actually seeking to provide material transformation to relevant port cities as a future source of goods and immigrants.

6. In pursuit of party unity, I agree that illegal immigration is bad and vow to arrest anyone who employs an illegal immigrant for depriving Americans of jobs. I start with raids at every farm during harvest but only arrest owners. This leaves many people with pikachuface.jpg

7. I wipe out all student loans. Boom. Then make student loans dischargeable during bankruptcy, redo all federal SL to be discharged after 10y, and make schools pay for any discharged from their school

Wanna have a 240k basket weaving program? Good luck getting it back.

8. Single Payer Healthcare, not because I care about health, but because the idea of hurting insurance companies brings me incredible joy.

9. Build housing. Just like a lot of it. I use the FBI to bully NIMBY local governments.

10. Begin implementing a ton of food health reforms, specifically banning like 45+ known toxic compounds in food and bustin heads when companies are caught. Example - toxic levels of lead in a ton of spices, chlorinated chicken, bromide, Olestra, etc

Extremely boring

11. Audit the richest people, starting from the top down. I personally slap any irs agent who proposes we Audit someone making 35k.

I dunno there's likely more but my manic phase ended good luck