dash joined meme twt in september. since then he has gone through 38 accounts in 7 months. it has been 5,563 hours since sept 1st, equal to 33 weeks, or 232 days. meaning that on average, we smoke a dash pack every 146.3 hours, meaning once every six days.

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it’s been 333,792 mins since sept 1st meaning dash gets susd on average around every 8784 minutes.

it’s been 33 weeks since sept 1st meaning dash gets susd every 0.8 of a week that passes by

it’s been 20,027,524 seconds meaning dash gets susd every 527,040 mins

in conclusion, dash is officially the first inductee into the suspension evader HOF