dash joined meme twt in september. since then he has gone through 38 accounts in 7 months. it has been 5,563 hours since sept 1st, equal to 33 weeks, or 232 days. meaning that on average, we smoke a dash pack every 146.3 hours, meaning once every six days.

more stats

it’s been 333,792 mins since sept 1st meaning dash gets susd on average around every 8784 minutes.

it’s been 33 weeks since sept 1st meaning dash gets susd every 0.8 of a week that passes by

it’s been 20,027,524 seconds meaning dash gets susd every 527,040 mins

in conclusion, dash is officially the first inductee into the suspension evader HOF